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Old 03-03-2013, 01:27 PM  
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7-YEAR-OLD SUSPENDED FOR BITING POP TART INTO GUN SHAPE

Children at Park Elementary School went home with a letter today explaining there was a disruption in school. Seven year old Josh Welch, and his father, say the disruption lead to a two day suspension for the second grader in Brooklyn Park. Academics are hard for Josh, who suffers from ADHD, but he excels in art class. It is Josh's own creativity that may have gotten him into trouble. At Park Elementary school, Josh was enjoying his breakfast pastry when he decided to try and shape it into a mountain. Josh said, "It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn't." Josh takes full responsibly for trying to shape his breakfast pastry, but admits it was in innocent fun. He told FOX45, "All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn't look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda." When his teacher saw the strawberry tart he knew he was in trouble, he recalls, "She was pretty mad…and I think I was in big trouble." Josh's dad received a phone call from the school saying that Josh has been suspended for two days because he took his breakfast pastry and fashioned it into a gun. Josh's dad was astounded to learn the school chose such a harsh punishment, even after no one was hurt. Late Friday afternoon a letter went home with students explaining the incident saying, "A student used food to make an inappropriate gesture." But Josh's dad is not happy saying, "I would almost call it insanity. I mean with all the potential issues that could be dealt with at school, real threats, bullies, whatever the real issue is, it's a pastry.., Ya know?" Josh just wishes he could go back to class, but maintains a good sense of humor through the whole debacle saying, "I didn't get to eat all my breakfast, so, really I am still hungry."

http://foxbaltimore.com/news/feature...l#.UTOwb6I3vt-
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:20 AM   #31
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Pfft, Pop Tarts are the Saturday Night Special of toaster pastries. Now if he had a Toaster Strudel that would be cause for concern.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:23 AM   #32
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If he only wouldn't have put a pistol grip on the pop tart it wouldn't have been an assault tart and he'd still be in school. I hope he learns his lesson to not fashion collapsible stocks or pistol grips on his pop-tart guns.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:32 AM   #33
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Pfft, Pop Tarts are the Saturday Night Special of toaster pastries. Now if he had a Toaster Strudel that would be cause for concern.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:33 AM   #34
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actually, if I were the dad of that kid, I'd have a cake made by that cake boss guy, with a big middle finger and personally deliver it to the principle.

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Old 03-05-2013, 10:35 AM   #35
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:24 AM   #36
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Bill Would Ban Schools From Punishing Kids For Forming Guns With Fingers, Food

Under Proposed Bill, Students Who Form Finger In Shape Of Gun Would Not Be Suspended
March 8, 2013 6:35 PM



BALTIMORE (WJZ) — Zero tolerance for zero tolerance. That’s how one lawmaker feels about young children being suspended from school for forming their finger or food in the shape of a gun.

As Gigi Barnett explains, he has a bill designed to keep students in class if they’re caught.

State Senator J.B. Jennings says he does not intend for this bill to be a part of the growing gun debate in Maryland, but he does say he wants it to bring some common sense discipline to state schools.

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Old 03-11-2013, 01:55 AM   #37
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:10 AM   #38
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You might be overestimating things. Frankly, that was a disturbing story and you're lucky not be to locked up today.
I can't tell if you're a troll, or genuinely ****ing retarded. You must be a California liberal. Then you'd be both, and that would explain it.
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:29 AM   #39
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8-Year-Old Suspended Over Gun-Shaped Pop-Tart Gets Lifetime NRA Membership

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I can't imagine being the kids dad. I would blow a gasket if they suspended my kid for this.
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:42 PM   #42
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Few things:
1. Was it a pop gun?
2. Those mocking this as if it's not dangerous obviously haven't bit into a pop tart that turned into boiling hot lava mixed with strawberries
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:43 PM   #43
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Bill Would Ban Schools From Punishing Kids For Forming Guns With Fingers, Food

Under Proposed Bill, Students Who Form Finger In Shape Of Gun Would Not Be Suspended
March 8, 2013 6:35 PM



BALTIMORE (WJZ) — Zero tolerance for zero tolerance. That’s how one lawmaker feels about young children being suspended from school for forming their finger or food in the shape of a gun.

As Gigi Barnett explains, he has a bill designed to keep students in class if they’re caught.

State Senator J.B. Jennings says he does not intend for this bill to be a part of the growing gun debate in Maryland, but he does say he wants it to bring some common sense discipline to state schools.

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http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2013/0...-shape-of-gun/
I read the legislation. Think there was a misinterpretation.

The bill forbids finger banging in the classroom. I'm told that's something completely different.
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:54 PM   #44
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Old 05-31-2013, 03:06 PM   #45
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Bill Would Ban Schools From Punishing Kids For Forming Guns With Fingers, Food

Under Proposed Bill, Students Who Form Finger In Shape Of Gun Would Not Be Suspended
March 8, 2013 6:35 PM



BALTIMORE (WJZ) — Zero tolerance for zero tolerance. That’s how one lawmaker feels about young children being suspended from school for forming their finger or food in the shape of a gun.

As Gigi Barnett explains, he has a bill designed to keep students in class if they’re caught.

State Senator J.B. Jennings says he does not intend for this bill to be a part of the growing gun debate in Maryland, but he does say he wants it to bring some common sense discipline to state schools.

MORE KID GUNS

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2013/0...-shape-of-gun/

It looks like the clip only holds five fingers...What's the big deal?
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