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Old 03-09-2013, 09:10 PM  
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:15 PM   #196
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:42 PM   #197
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:46 PM   #198
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:58 PM   #199
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:01 PM   #200
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"You can shove your head up a cows ass, or you can take a butchers word for it"
What is this supposed to mean? Take a butchers word for what?
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:03 PM   #201
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What is this supposed to mean? Take a butchers word for what?
That the cow has an ass.
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:32 PM   #202
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #203
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What is this supposed to mean? Take a butchers word for what?
Something about selling brakes.
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #204
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"You miss 100% of the shots you never take".
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:42 PM   #205
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"Most people are idiots"
"**** 'em if they can't take a joke"
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"Be better than that"
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:06 PM   #206
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:14 PM   #207
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:19 PM   #208
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:22 PM   #209
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:25 PM   #210
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A professor of mine in college:

"You have got to stop leading with your chin in these positions..."

He was right. I still do it on occasion, but in any kind of debate situation or even just a persuasive argument, you have to be extremely careful not to make a definite statement that leaves itself an easy loophole.

All you need in that situation is a single outlier to blow your premise out of the water and know you're backpeddling.

So in a debate, don't lead with your chin.
Don't do it in a fight either, I tell my buddies that all the time.
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