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Old 03-22-2013, 11:07 AM  
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Wilfork has an ugly wife

Ted Johnson, a former Patriots linebacker (won three Super Bowls, played at the University of Colorado), is now hosting a radio show in Houston. He was asked who the ugliest spouse was on the Patriots during his time there.

That’s something he probably should have not answered. But he did. “He won’t hear this – Vince Wilfork,” said Johnson. Whoops.



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Old 03-22-2013, 01:09 PM   #61
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:11 PM   #62
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Over/Under on the number of times Wilfork's wife has belly-to-belly suplexed one of her friends' overly aggressive suitors through a bar table:

1.5.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:17 PM   #63
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holyhell welkers wife is a ****ing smokeshow
Wait, did you mention Welker's wife? Oh, well then, let me post a pic or two.



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Old 03-22-2013, 01:20 PM   #64
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:20 PM   #65
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Congratulations, you have been successfully conditioned by society, you are now a citizen!

The discussion was over a wealthy black athlete, I referenced a very typical marital situation involving many many wealthy black athletes.

Obviously money and power are an incredible attraction regardless of race.

Bet you fell hook, line, and sinker for those initial Travon articles eh sheepie?

Also, the last piece of ass I sent packing is hotter than anything 90% of this board has ever touched.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:20 PM   #66
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:22 PM   #67
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You a mortician?
Could be taken two different ways (digging a deeper hole or sending someone packing).

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Old 03-22-2013, 01:23 PM   #68
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You know shes a a freak. Probably suck a golf ball thru a garden hose
Based on your judgement on just about everything, I'm sure you would know.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:24 PM   #69
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You know shes a a freak. Probably suck a golf ball thru a garden hose
He certainly don't keep her around cuz she can bake
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:26 PM   #70
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Could be taken two different ways (digging a deeper hole or sending someone packing).

Nice work.
The packing part is correct. I assume you don't listen to Alice Cooper?
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:27 PM   #71
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The packing part is correct. I assume you don't listen to Alice Cooper?
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:27 PM   #72
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Based on your judgement on just about everything, I'm sure you would know.
I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:28 PM   #73
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He certainly don't keep her around cuz she can bake
Actually, considering the size of both of them, she just might be the nympho BBW version of Martha Stewart. God speed Vince.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:30 PM   #74
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I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Have some experiences with guys of that sort?
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:31 PM   #75
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Do you think I'm cute, Cephalic Trauma? Do you think I'm funny?
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