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Old 03-28-2013, 04:30 PM  
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Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms

Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms

I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.
Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."
As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.
From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."
And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing Bacon Sunscreen.
Why? According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."
Please, put a fork in it.


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Old 03-28-2013, 06:06 PM   #16
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What a condon taste like doesn't really concern me.




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Old 03-28-2013, 06:07 PM   #17
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:07 PM   #18
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:10 PM   #19
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:14 PM   #20
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:15 PM   #21
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