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You just had to mention Elvira, time to fap.
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03-29-2013, 04:51 PM | #17 |
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03-29-2013, 05:00 PM | #18 |
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03-29-2013, 05:05 PM | #19 |
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Danielle Harris. The slutty little next door neighbor from Roseanne...
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03-29-2013, 05:06 PM | #20 |
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03-29-2013, 05:06 PM | #21 |
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Missed opportunity, Stanley.
You should've gone with Freddie Mercury (afterall, we have a time machine)...and were I you and feeling particularly dickish, I'd have made it be the early 90's Freddie Mercury that looked like a vampire because of the makeup they had to use to hide his sores... At that point, I'd have to strongly reconsider the bargain.
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03-29-2013, 05:26 PM | #22 |
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03-29-2013, 05:38 PM | #23 |
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ex gf made me watch a stupid as shit old movie a while back, but it had Marilyn Monroe it... Holy shit, that woman could fill out a tight dress. One of those women like Natasha Henstridge for whom still pictures - which was all I'd really seen of Marilyn Monroe up until that point - simply do not do them justice.
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03-29-2013, 05:55 PM | #24 |
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03-29-2013, 05:56 PM | #25 |
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03-29-2013, 06:54 PM | #26 |
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Had 3 years on the same [tiny] University campus as Jenna Fischer.
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03-29-2013, 06:56 PM | #27 |
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03-29-2013, 07:00 PM | #28 |
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As soon as I opened this thread I knew this post was coming. Thank you, sir.
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03-29-2013, 07:09 PM | #30 |
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To be fair, I spent most of that third year with me and my GF spending most of our waking hours treating each other as personal playgrounds. Probably wouldn't trade that year even for Jenna . . . probably.
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