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Old 04-02-2013, 08:49 AM  
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Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:53 AM   #2
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Why do you have to take a piss test for an accident?
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:54 AM   #3
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Anytime you get in an accident on the job, a piss test is required when you're driving.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:54 AM   #4
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:54 AM   #5
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Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.
Just go take a piss on his shoes then afterwards do a 360 walk around and flip him off...
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:56 AM   #6
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what kind of moron backs into a ****ing oxy truck
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:57 AM   #7
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:57 AM   #8
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Anytime you get in an accident on the job, a piss test is required when you're driving.
And backing accidents are the worst. The route driving companies I worked for over the years stressed big time that at no reason ever should there be a backing accident and most likely your job fault or no fault of your own.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:01 AM   #9
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:02 AM   #10
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sounds like your fault. you're lucky it was a truck, not a person. good luck.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:14 AM   #11
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Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.
Looking for a new job soon eh?
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:16 AM   #12
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If I'm reading this correctly... You backed into a parked vehicle. How isn't this your fault, again?
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:18 AM   #14
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Maybe if you'd done what you were supposed to do, him being double parked wouldn't have been an issue. Have fun.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:21 AM   #15
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