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04-19-2013, 08:05 AM | #2 |
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I'm going to have my Dad deliver mom a used organ!
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04-19-2013, 08:07 AM | #3 |
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04-19-2013, 09:10 AM | #4 |
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I really wish we could get rid of all the manufactured holidays.
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04-19-2013, 09:13 AM | #5 |
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i'm a mother lover.
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04-19-2013, 09:14 AM | #6 |
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My mom pretends it's her birthday. My dad get's her a cake.
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04-19-2013, 09:21 AM | #7 |
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04-19-2013, 09:28 AM | #8 |
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04-19-2013, 11:45 AM | #9 |
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Haven't spoken to my my mother since my release from prison.
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04-19-2013, 11:57 AM | #10 |
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04-19-2013, 01:57 PM | #11 |
He's Mahomie!
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Take her to the TPC Golf tourney in Sawgrass.
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04-19-2013, 02:00 PM | #12 |
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Mom got probation. I took the rap. She was innocent. Never be a felon. Never.
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04-19-2013, 02:08 PM | #13 |
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Having me was gift enough. Can't top that.
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04-19-2013, 05:37 PM | #14 |
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How about a really good set of cooking pans?
too mundane? we have lots of foodies on this board, i think ... what is the top of the line stuff?
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04-19-2013, 05:40 PM | #15 |
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Candlesticks are always a good gift.
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