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*OFFICIAL* relationship advice thread

All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:10 PM   #46
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:15 PM   #48
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:17 PM   #49
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Just do what you said you were going to do. Tell her that it isn't healthy for her to be acting like this especially targeting you and you sound like you hardly know her. Get her in the right direction for some help and let her family know about this. Also stay FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR away from that chick, she sounds crazy as ****
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:21 PM   #50
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Alright guys, I need help bad. I can't make new threads so I figure this is as good a place as any. My boys and I were eating at this Korean BBQ place. I was flirting with the waitress and we end up exchanging numbers. My friends and I leave and two hours later she calls me asking if I wanted to hang out after work. I meet her at her job before she gets out and we start walking back to her place. Along the way, she starts telling me how she’s been raped twice, how a drunk driver killed her cousin, and how her fiancée died while disarming a bomb in Israel. We get to her house and I thought I was going in with her, until she tells me we won’t be having sex until marriage and how she’s so happy to be my boyfriend. She goes inside and I’m left wondering, “What the **** just happened?”
She calls me the next day to hang out and we do. She’s introducing me to all her friends as her boyfriend and I’m scared shitless. I pull her aside and tell her we can still hang out and fool around, but I’m not looking for a relationship. She says, “You can still **** other girls and you don’t have to call me your girlfriend, but I wanna still call you my boyfriend.” I figure that’s a compromise and agree to it.
I had her over yesterday and we fooled around for an hour before she had to go to work. We agreed that I’d spend the weekend over he house. She calls me later that night crying about her life and how she wants to “just end it all”. I get about three or four different sets of text messages from her a day. I’m getting picture messages saying how “fate brought us together”. I’m genuinely scared when my phone rings now.
Today I remembered that I’m gonna be down south during the weekend for my sister’s graduation, so I let her know I won’t be able to hang out. She calls me crying again and goes on about how she’s “always going to be a failure” and how she understands if I don’t want to be with her anymore. She’s saying crazy shit about how “blood is blue until oxygen hits it” and how she’s cutting herself right there with me on the phone.
I don’t know what the **** I’m gonna do. My plan is to meet with her tomorrow (in public) and tell her that this isn’t healthy for either one of us and we need to end it. Let her know that she needs to get help immediately and ****ing bounce (I want to get this out of the way before I go down south). I’m going to give one of her coworkers my number and have him/her keep in contact so I know if she tries to hurt herself. But other than that, I have no idea what to do. I’ve seen other threads and you give good advice as a group, and I figure crowd sourcing couldn’t hurt at all. So what do you guys recommend? Thanks.
Call 911. Give them her address. Tell them the crap she's saying. Ask for a welfare check. She probably just wants the attention. You probably do as well. If you are really concerned for her well-being then let the proper professionals handle it. If you're just trolling for attention then troll on...
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:22 PM   #51
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:25 PM   #52
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:26 PM   #53
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Dear n00b,

First off, damn. Secondly, you have given yourself pretty solid advice, so take it. Ending the fling sooner than later is the best thing but let her know that she needs to get help, (put it as nicely as you can and refrain from calling her a psycho).

My theory is this... if she's that crazy now, she will only get crazier the longer you're together. She's obviously obsessed with you, too and that could make breaking things off with her difficult. But, with you leaving town after you talk to her, that's a good move. She will still have your number though and she will try to call/text. I highly suggest that you don't respond. Make sure you can get in touch with her co-worker if she threatens suicide and have them try to get her help.

Just my advice. Good luck.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:43 PM   #54
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My mom was watching a trial where this chick was obsessed with her ex and she drove across 2 states, with a full tank of gas, including a full gas can, and with her phone turned off , to try and get back together with him and when he said no, since he was dating someone else she stabbed him over 10 times and then shot him in the head.

Now I ask, what do you think you should do?
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:47 PM   #55
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My mom was watching a trial where this chick was obsessed with her ex and she drove across 2 states, with a full tank of gas, including a full gas can, and with her phone turned off , to try and get back together with him and when he said no, since he was dating someone else she stabbed him over 10 times and then shot him in the head.

Now I ask, what do you think you should do?
Yeah, I saw that episode of Law and Order, too.

Tragic.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:55 PM   #56
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My mom was watching a trial where this chick was obsessed with her ex and she drove across 2 states, with a full tank of gas, including a full gas can, and with her phone turned off , to try and get back together with him and when he said no, since he was dating someone else she stabbed him over 10 times and then shot him in the head.

Now I ask, what do you think you should do?


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Old 05-01-2013, 11:56 PM   #57
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Yeah, I saw that episode of Law and Order, too.

Tragic.
No it was on the Trial TV channel. It was real it wasn't a show. Please leave me alone. Seriously.

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:56 PM   #58
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Yeah, I saw that episode of Law and Order, too.

Tragic.
What I don't understand is this... if that crazy chick had all that gasoline with her, why didn't she just catch him on fire and let him burn to death?
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What I don't understand is this... if that crazy chick had all that gasoline with her, why didn't she just catch him on fire and let him burn to death?
The heat would have frizzed her hair?
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What I don't understand is this... if that crazy chick had all that gasoline with her, why didn't she just catch him on fire and let him burn to death?
Wow Lumpy. That dude has become a troll. Can't believe you believe that crap. She took it so she didn't have to stop for gas. A full tank of gas doesn't get you across 2 states. She didn't want to go to a gas station and risk being seen on any cameras. Her phone was off so she wouldn't be tracked.

I sometimes don't even want to try to explain anything on here anymore. Holy Hera.
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