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Old 05-15-2013, 04:35 PM  
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Man dies after having sex with hornet's nest

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A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

"I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:53 PM   #16
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He was probably stoned on marijuina then died of HIVe.
Bet he was really buzzed.
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:54 PM   #17
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I hope it wasp worth it.
maybe the bastard was Catholic
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:58 PM   #18
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:59 PM   #19
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Maybe he took Spanish Fly.

I bet he must've been feeling rather hornet.

They should have called the SWAT team to save him.

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Old 05-15-2013, 05:00 PM   #20
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:01 PM   #21
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:03 PM   #22
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As a service to our fellow men, perhaps we should come up with a priority list of things to have sex with, so they can make better decisions. I'll start with a few, and others can add to it.

This is in descending order of preference.

Woman's vagina
Your own hand
Hornet's nest
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:05 PM   #23
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:09 PM   #24
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:11 PM   #25
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Be careful guys what you stick your dick into. You may get stung.

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Old 05-15-2013, 05:13 PM   #26
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:13 PM   #27
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Closest I have ever been to screwing something that stung me repeatedly was when I stuck it in your mothers vag.
I had a similar result in the pelvic region.
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:13 PM   #28
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:13 PM   #29
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he def. wanted to **** the honey pot but put it in the wrong hole and got stung
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:14 PM   #30
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"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.






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