Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Ed & Dave Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-15-2013, 04:35 PM  
SomeRandomGirl SomeRandomGirl is offline
Super Chunty
 
SomeRandomGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Iowa
Casino cash: $1831
Man dies after having sex with hornet's nest

http://m.ibtimes.co.uk/man-sweden-di...st-467900.html
Quote:
A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

"I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.
Posts: 136
SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.SomeRandomGirl must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:18 PM   #46
Count Zarth Count Zarth is online now
Emperor of the Universe
 
Count Zarth's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $10244534
When men eventually adapt into being immune from hornet stings, we will be hornet's-nest-****ing studs and women will be less valuable.

This is the next stage of human evolution.
Posts: 165,948
Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:20 PM   #47
CoMoChief CoMoChief is offline
The Revolution Has Begun
 
CoMoChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $145959
Well....time to cross that off my bucket list...doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore
__________________
2014 Adopt-A-Chief: RT Donald Stephenson #79
Posts: 30,639
CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.CoMoChief threw an interception on a screen pass.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:21 PM   #48
Count Zarth Count Zarth is online now
Emperor of the Universe
 
Count Zarth's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $10244534
This is what happens when feminism reaches 3rd generation critical mass.

Men start ****ing hornet's nests.
Posts: 165,948
Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:22 PM   #49
Nickel D Nickel D is offline
Starter
 
Nickel D's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2011
Casino cash: $13765
"His body was found by a neighbor, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass."

Mo' Bee Dick
Posts: 866
Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:24 PM   #50
Mr. Flopnuts Mr. Flopnuts is offline
The People's Mod
 
Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Capital
Casino cash: $113766031
That had to sting.
Posts: 44,159
Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:24 PM   #51
KC Tattoo KC Tattoo is offline
SPOT THE PSYCHO
 
KC Tattoo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $54377728
What number is this on

1000 ways to die photo: 1000 ways to die 1000WaystoDie.jpg

?
Posts: 20,895
KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:26 PM   #52
Nickel D Nickel D is offline
Starter
 
Nickel D's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2011
Casino cash: $13765
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMoChief View Post
Well....time to cross that off my bucket list...doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore
Yeah...but get started now on that one where you get a BJ from a cobra.
Posts: 866
Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Nickel D has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:28 PM   #53
Chief_For_Life58 Chief_For_Life58 is online now
Veteran
 
Chief_For_Life58's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Lawrence
Casino cash: $71517
fake
Posts: 2,937
Chief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:29 PM   #54
KC Tattoo KC Tattoo is offline
SPOT THE PSYCHO
 
KC Tattoo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $54377728
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo View Post
The moral of this story is..



Bee careful guys what you stick your dick into. You may get stung.


FMP
Posts: 20,895
KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.KC Tattoo is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 06:35 PM   #55
Chocolate Hog Chocolate Hog is offline
Winner
 
Chocolate Hog's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $2016574
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy View Post
Closest I have ever been to screwing something that stung me repeatedly was when I stuck it in your mothers vag.
I had a similar result in the pelvic region.
Sounds more like your sisters mouth. Her teeth are pretty ****ed up.
Posts: 34,234
Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Chocolate Hog 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 08:18 PM   #56
journeyscarab journeyscarab is offline
SHOCKERS BABY!
 
journeyscarab's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Overland Park, KS
Casino cash: $53335
Quote:
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea, mmmmkay?" Siv During Livh.
FYQ
__________________
Posts: 2,214
journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.journeyscarab is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 08:25 PM   #57
Kaepernick Kaepernick is offline
Niner Trash
 
Kaepernick's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2013
Casino cash: $17138
"I don't-a get it, Helga. Lars never hadda problem with a-screwing that honey pot before."

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by hometeam View Post

Where is Kaepernick when you need him? This dude was the ****ing Nostradamus of the Alex Smith effect...

I'm just saying the dude predicted to the T how Alex Smith would affect the board, and he has been right.
Posts: 1,740
Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.Kaepernick would the whole thing.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 08:46 PM   #58
Discuss Thrower Discuss Thrower is online now
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
 
Discuss Thrower's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: No, where do YOU live?
Casino cash: $69270
I guess someone told him to find a group of swingers for a good time, but he's always had trouble distinguishing Ws from Ts.
__________________

- credit goes to BoneKrusher for the pic

"Inception: (in-ˈsep-shən)--n. the act of convincing a female (usually out of one’s league) to have sex with you by making the female think it is her own idea.
Posts: 11,093
Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.Discuss Thrower threw an interception on a screen pass.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 08:48 PM   #59
J Diddy J Diddy is offline
One Groovy Cat
 
J Diddy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Pitt State baby
Casino cash: $166623
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini View Post
Sounds more like your sisters mouth. Her teeth are pretty ****ed up.
Silly boy. I don't even have a sister, however, you do have a mother. Therefore the probability of my story vs yours is significantly higher.

Tell ol buzz puss I said hi.
Posts: 29,288
J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.J Diddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2013, 10:04 PM   #60
Valiant Valiant is offline
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
 
Valiant's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $82364
http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/ph...2291699197.jpg
Posts: 14,844
Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.Valiant wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:57 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.