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Old 05-15-2013, 04:35 PM  
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Man dies after having sex with hornet's nest

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A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

"I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:20 PM   #61
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:25 PM   #62
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I wonder how long the dude was fertilizing them hornets? I mean I saw some kid that kinda had a waspy-lookin' face at Walmart a few days back...
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:37 PM   #63
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"His body was found by a neighbor, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass."

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Old 05-15-2013, 10:45 PM   #64
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As a service to our fellow men, perhaps we should come up with a priority list of things to have sex with, so they can make better decisions. I'll start with a few, and others can add to it.

This is in descending order of preference.

Woman's vagina
Your own hand
Hornet's nest
Go ahead and add KurtCobain's mom after the hornet's nest
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:47 PM   #65
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146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that had to count all of the sting marks.

Oh, and RIP Hasse the Hornet Humper
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:47 PM   #66
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:01 PM   #67
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I'll bet he walked by that hornets nest day after day, thinking to himself, "Those filthy little hornets are just BEGGING for it! And one of these days I'm going to give it to them like the bad little hive-dwellers they are."
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:12 PM   #68
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:18 PM   #69
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I'll bet he walked by that hornets nest day after day, thinking to himself, "Those filthy little hornets are just BEGGING for it! And one of these days I'm going to give it to them like the bad little hive-dwellers they are."


The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:46 PM   #71
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:49 PM   #72
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The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."
This might be the only Swedish hornet-fetish erotic literature on the entire internet.
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The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."

Reading this reminded me of the muppets

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