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Old 06-10-2013, 05:48 PM  
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CP's Roast of.....Hootie presented by rico

Alright, rico, billay, and anyone else wanting to do some roasting of the enigma Hootie here is your stage. If it's popular, we'll continue with the series. If it blows...well we'll just pretend it never happened.
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:24 PM   #31
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Y'all haven't figure this out, have you?

Hootie generally owns his degenerate status. As such, it's really not that much fun burning him on it.

You have to let him get his mane up and start jabbing at him when he believes he's standing on principle in order to get a real rise out of him. Every now and then he thinks he's being an honest to God grownup. It's only then you can show him how badly he's failed at it (and as we all know, he will fail at it). That's when you get him pretty riled up.

But calling him a douchebag fratboy bartender/pizza boy doesn't accomplish much. He's aware he's a douchebag fratboy bartender/pizza boy and around 80% of the time, he gives zero ****s about that fact.

This venture is doomed to failure before it truly starts. In fact, it does little more than give him the attention he so yearns, which will provide him more fuel for reveling in being a douchebag fratboy bartender/pizza boy. You fellas clearly don't pay much attention.

But y'all have fun with it...
I know. Why do you think I'm enabling it with these threads rico couldn't pull the trigger (DaFace insert that awesome gif of the baby trying to kick the ball here) but his work needs to be seen. I need to see his roast.
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:24 PM   #32
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:25 PM   #33
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Y'all haven't figure this out, have you?

Hootie generally owns his degenerate status. As such, it's really not that much fun burning him on it.

You have to let him get his mane up and start jabbing at him when he believes he's standing on principle in order to get a real rise out of him. Every now and then he thinks he's being an honest to God grownup. It's only then you can show him how badly he's failed at it (and as we all know, he will fail at it). That's when you get him pretty riled up.

But calling him a douchebag fratboy bartender/pizza boy doesn't accomplish much. He's aware he's a douchebag fratboy bartender/pizza boy and around 80% of the time, he gives zero ****s about that fact.

This venture is doomed to failure before it truly starts. In fact, it does little more than give him the attention he so yearns, which will provide him more fuel for reveling in being a douchebag fratboy bartender/pizza boy. You fellas clearly don't pay much attention.

But y'all have fun with it...
Definitely couldn't have said this better myself.
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:27 PM   #34
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I know. Why do you think I'm enabling it with these threads rico couldn't pull the trigger (DaFace insert that awesome gif of the baby trying to kick the ball here) but his work needs to be seen.
Ah...there's an impetus here...I see.

I generally hop into that thread in the morning to see if there's anything interesting on the page that I'm actually on (and it's usually jumped by about 5 pages). If there isn't, I leave and come back the next day.

Oh rico, what have you done...
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:27 PM   #35
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:28 PM   #36
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Every now and then he thinks he's being an honest to God grownup. It's only then you can show him how badly he's failed at it (and as we all know, he will fail at it).
He doesn't have the courage to be an adult.
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:32 PM   #37
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weak sauce.

I know you are but what am I?
I know, I know.


I'm not very good at this roasting thingy.


Btw what river you floating on?
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:33 PM   #38
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:33 PM   #39
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Why should he grow up if he doesn't have to?
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:35 PM   #40
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rico is swell and all - but there are two people/posters who could actually pull it off w/ a hint of accuracy, and I don't see rico being able to. Hootie is similar to mecca in that he stays behind his user fairly well. It's hard to rape somebody when they're online and you've never even seen them.
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:36 PM   #41
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:38 PM   #42
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Old 06-10-2013, 06:39 PM   #43
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Why should he grow up if he doesn't have to?
I don't understand why it bothers people either.

He isn't on welfare. He's isn't a drain on the system.
Shit I've worked for everything I've ever gotten. nothing has ever been given to me. Grew up in the ghetto. Pops worked hard for everything he has.

and the way he lives his life doesn't bother me in the least. Hell sometimes I wish I had nothing to answer to. No real responsibilities. Even just for a week lol.
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