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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 06-12-2013, 04:37 PM   #151
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Or maybe because Woody Widenhofer and Bob Stull were pretty shitty coaches...
I swear the last time I was in Florida (2 months ago) Widenhofer was manning the toll booth along I-4.
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Old 06-12-2013, 04:46 PM   #152
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All of these coaching follies can be explained by my signature. There is something inherent in the university that will always cause such futility.
Hopeless and Depressing isn't it?
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Old 06-12-2013, 05:14 PM   #153
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COLUMBIA Two Missouri football players were involved in a car accident Tuesday.

Freshman linebacker Eric Beisel, freshman cornerback Anthony Sherrils and a third person driver Danielle Williams all sustained minor injuries in a car crash at Stadium and Monk Drive, according to Capt. Scott Richardson of the MU Police Department.
Richardson said around 10 a.m., Williams, driving a Mazda 6 eastbound on Stadium, failed to yield to a Ford Escape while attempting to turn left onto Monk. Richardson said Beisel, Sherrils and Williams were all taken to University Hospital and released after being treated for minor injuries. None were wearing seatbelts.
Richardson said the driver of the Ford Escape, Anna Becker, remains in the hospital.
Sherrils, a three-star prospect according to Rivals.com, graduated from Hogan Prep. Beisel, a three-star prospect, attended Rockwood Summit in Fenton, Mo.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/12...#storylink=cpy
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Any chances that Deaton's retirement could lead to a new chancellor that will quickly flush Alden+Pinkel?
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Any chances that Deaton's retirement could lead to a new chancellor that will quickly flush Alden+Pinkel?
Hope so, that dude is a pancake fluffer. How dorky did he sound at the SEC announcement. "Everyone glad to be Tigers?" (With the gayest 2 thumbs up i've ever seen)

I would have loved to have answered him and said actually no I'm not because I'm sick of losing **** stick.
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Old 06-18-2013, 10:43 AM   #156
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Mizzou got a commitment from Logan Cheadle a few days ago.

Yes, getting a 3-star recruit from Kansas City with offers from Indiana, Iowa State and Northern Illinois is big news for the program these days. Mostly I'm just excited that nobody was arrested or injured.

What a miserable state of affairs.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:40 AM   #157
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Mizzou got a commitment from Logan Cheadle a few days ago.

Yes, getting a 3-star recruit from Kansas City with offers from Indiana, Iowa State and Northern Illinois is big news for the program these days. Mostly I'm just excited that nobody was arrested or injured.

What a miserable state of affairs.
Don Cheadle will be the T. Boone Pickens of Mizzou athletics.
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Old 06-22-2013, 05:15 PM   #158
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Not going to get it done, how the **** are they going to be able to recruit size? The SEC powerhouses are 3 times the size of Mizzou boys. Just ****. You want to hear some more bad news? So far Kentucky has the number 1 recruiting class in football for 2014, thats right football. I know that won't stay at Number 1 but even they will soon be above Mizzous level, just great we are the doormat of the SEC.
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wow,, i just got the reference... are these guys related?
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wow,, i just got the reference... are these guys related?
Yes. Don is Logan's uncle.
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Hopefully he can take a hiatus from House of Lies and buy some recruits.
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Anyone going to either the Indiana game in Bloomington or the UK game in Lexington?
I've got tentative plans to go to the UK game.
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Let me know if you finalize them.....hoping to see a few other MU fans there at the game.
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