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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:38 PM   #91
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Raising Arizona is a classic. Picture the vibe of O Brother Where Art Thou and The Big Lebowski, set in mid-80s, white trash Arizona. So many funny turns of
phrase, so many humorous situations.

Coen Brothers wrote the fact that Holly Hunter was barren as 'the doctor explained that her insides was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.'

Yeah, I gotta see that, as well as Lord of War, which has somewhat mixed reviews but seems like the kind of movie I would like.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:39 PM   #92
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Proof

Both with Gweneth Paltrow-that is not a coincidence.
Cant stand her to this day.
I loved Proof for one reason.....my girlfriend and I were 16 and went to see it. It was so bad, we left the theater halfway through and went and had sex in my car. I lost my virginity because that movie was so bad. God bless whomever created that piece of shit.

What a great story!!!! still laughing-rep coming

Hopefully she was better looking than GP.


The good thing about living in the midwest is some of those movies are SO BAD that they never play here and go straight to video.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:39 PM   #93
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You got that right, Baby Lee.

This is one of the funniest movie characters of all time, imo:

Do these balloons come in funny shapes?
No . . . lessen you consider round funny.

Nobody move!! Get on the ground!!
Which is it sir, see if I stay still I'ma gonna be standing, and iffen I get on the ground I'ma be in motion.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:40 PM   #94
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You got that right, Baby Lee.

This is one of the funniest movie characters of all time, imo:

I love Raising Arizona.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:42 PM   #95
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I didn't want to watch it but was watching movies with this chick and she made me sit through 20 minutes of Disaster Movie (Exactly what it was). I could not unsee what I saw in that brief time. Its taken 4 years to completely forget that actual movie, but the memory of being forced to watch it is still strong.
I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

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Old 06-14-2013, 01:43 PM   #96
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Yeah, I gotta see that, as well as Lord of War, which has somewhat mixed reviews but seems like the kind of movie I would like.
Lord of War is fantastic.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:44 PM   #97
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You got that right, Baby Lee.

This is one of the funniest movie characters of all time, imo:

That's a way-homer.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:44 PM   #98
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Can't believe watchmen and a Robert Altman film has been mentioned...for shame!

I walked out of walk hard....turned off nacho libre and the will ferrel Spanish movie.

The ultimate horrible movie I saw in the theater was warlock...with Julian sands. I'll never forget a scene where a spell was put on a young girl.....and she aged quickly to where she looked 80 (but still in young clothes)....and she was trying to run away along train tracks.....the whole theater was laughing.
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I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

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So you're more of a Nic Cage protector. . . .?

Seriously though, Cage is an actor capable of great work who often churns out some batshit cray-cray performances. He chases paychecks and that results in a lot of scenery chewing that doesn't make a lot of sense.
If Cage were a baseball player every third season he'd put up a .330/.410/.620 slash line bracketed around two years of .199/.225/.240

That said, when Cage is good, he's great. When he's bad, he's the most enjoyable actor alive.

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Old 06-14-2013, 01:45 PM   #101
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I've never walked out of a theater.

But, I couldn't finish Royal Tennenbaums, or Hunger Games.
Ill concede the hunger games, but Tennenbaums is one of the greatest movies ever. What did you have a problem with?
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:46 PM   #102
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So you're more of a Nic Cage protector. . . .?

Seriously though, Cage is an actor capable of great work who often churns out some batshit cray-cray performances. He chases paychecks and that results in a lot of scenery chewing that doesn't make a lot of sense.
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That movie was dreadful.

I like The Royal Tenenbaums a lot, but am not surprised that it has been mentioned a couple times. It took me a few tries to get through it and eventually it grew on me. I like Wes Anderson movies, particularly Bottle Rocket, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou and TRT, but I literally can't make it through The Darjeeling Limited (and I've tried 7-8 times) and I really don't care for The Fantastic Mr. Fox.
Agreed.....you either love Anderson or hate him. I dig his movies....and also enjoyed moonrise kingdom.....and Rushmore is one of my all time favorites.
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Can't believe watchmen and a Robert Altman film has been mentioned...for shame!

I walked out of walk hard....turned off nacho libre and the will ferrel Spanish movie.

The ultimate horrible movie I saw in the theater was warlock...with Julian sands. I'll never forget a scene where a spell was put on a young girl.....and she aged quickly to where she looked 80 (but still in young clothes)....and she was trying to run away along train tracks.....the whole theater was laughing.
Reminds me of Dead Again, a moody tense supernatural mystery that for 99% of it's running time is a decent flick, then the death scene at the end was soooo protracted and melodramatic, that people were laughing at the screen at the end. Completely ruining what came before.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:54 PM   #105
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Guess I shouldn't just pick on those afflicted with poor taste (Lincoln, Watchmen, Tenembaums, Gone with the Wind...seriously?)

Green Hornet was on TV the other night and I put in about 15 minutes and moved on. I fell asleep during The Master and didn't ever finish it if that counts.

I should have learned my lesson and never watched anything directed my M. Night after the 6th Sense.
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