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Old 05-20-2013, 04:00 PM  
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The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:37 PM   #7111
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:42 PM   #7112
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There wasn't any racism in your roast, though. You were just providing stereotypes of Mexicans.

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Old 06-14-2013, 03:51 PM   #7113
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The amount of rough drafts for the Wickedson roast, to ensure that it's damn near perfect, will be staggering.
No way is he one of the 100 best posters. That doesn't mean I won't get to him, but if I do, it means that I've said "**** the rankings" and just started going after the low-hanging fruit.

The hardest part about this is finding a poster who is interesting enough to roast. I tried Notorious just to see if I could do one for a poster who doesn't provide an obvious target. I did it, but it was pretty uninspired...not very funny. When you just make up shit about posters, it gets stale very quickly. A roast is only funny when you start hitting close to home.

To do a true countdown, there would be about 60 that I know nothing about. I mean, what can I write about mylonsd? He's a solid poster from what I remember, but I couldn't honestly tell you anything about him.

There are plenty of good candidates, but they tend to be higher up the list. If anyone has a suggestion for a candidate in the 50-80 range, shoot me a PM or something. If you give me a decent angle, I'll try to run with it.
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:59 PM   #7114
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No it is good work. Why would I get mad over a roast penned by willie loman?
You seem to be angry a lot. Maybe that's just because Frazod is always around though.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:03 PM   #7115
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...basically Frazod with a sombrero.

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Old 06-14-2013, 04:04 PM   #7116
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No way is he one of the 100 best posters. That doesn't mean I won't get to him, but if I do, it means that I've said "**** the rankings" and just started going after the low-hanging fruit.

The hardest part about this is finding a poster who is interesting enough to roast. I tried Notorious just to see if I could do one for a poster who doesn't provide an obvious target. I did it, but it was pretty uninspired...not very funny. When you just make up shit about posters, it gets stale very quickly. A roast is only funny when you start hitting close to home.

To do a true countdown, there would be about 60 that I know nothing about. I mean, what can I write about mylonsd? He's a solid poster from what I remember, but I couldn't honestly tell you anything about him.

There are plenty of good candidates, but they tend to be higher up the list. If anyone has a suggestion for a candidate in the 50-80 range, shoot me a PM or something. If you give me a decent angle, I'll try to run with it.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:06 PM   #7117
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Probably just better to focus on assholes, or at least people with assholish tendancies. Kind of hard to roast somebody who's polite and shies away from conflict.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:07 PM   #7118
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Probably just better to focus on assholes, or at least people with assholish tendancies. Kind of hard to roast somebody who's polite and shies away from conflict.
Does CP have those?
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:16 PM   #7119
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Probably just better to focus on assholes, or at least people with assholish tendancies. Kind of hard to roast somebody who's polite and shies away from conflict.
It's not even that (although that is a big part of it). Posters can be polite, but they have to be memorable. I could describe Rain Man, and people would figure out who I meant. FireMeBoy? Not so much.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:18 PM   #7120
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It's not even that (although that is a big part of it). Posters can be polite, but they have to be memorable. I could describe Rain Man, and people would figure out who I meant. FireMeBoy? Not so much.
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Uhm, he's a guy or something. He posts here....but I'm not sure about what. Errr.....he must be fat like Frazod or something.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:19 PM   #7121
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he missed the entire memorable existence pertaining to RustShack

I had a huge part in that HOC thread. It was awesome. Those were back in the Halo days.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:20 PM   #7122
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There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:22 PM   #7123
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I had a huge part in that HOC thread. It was awesome. Those were back in the Halo days.
You had your chance. Now just sit there and keep that whore trap shut, non 101 list maker.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:22 PM   #7124
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There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.
I know man

I always get blaise and jenson mixed up
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:22 PM   #7125
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