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View Poll Results: Who would you choose to screw your sister?
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Old 06-15-2013, 07:46 PM  
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If forced, which CP poster would you choose to screw your sister?

If it was life or death, would you let Clay or Hootie screw your Sister?
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:35 PM   #46
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I'd give that bitch a pink sock and put protein shoelaces on it.
I have no idea what the **** any of that means, but it is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. I think I woke the neighbors with a roar of laughter.
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:36 PM   #47
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:47 PM   #48
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A pink sock is a prolapsed rectum. It was also the former name of my fantasy football team.
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:48 PM   #49
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:56 PM   #50
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Its sooo close, but it'd have to be W. (name withheld) and i'll explain... see, Clay grew up as an overweight nerd, but eventually turned into something akin to a man... lost a lot of weight, grew up but a small bit, changed a few aspects of his life for the better etc.

There may yet be something in Clayton, maybe having been the nerdy outsider all of his life taught him some lessons that will eventually come to the fore as he ages... compassion, humility, a growing humbleness and willingness to laugh at himself in certain situations that i've noticed over the years here, maybe just maybe that equips him with a certain humanity thats worthy of ****ing my nonexistent sister, we'll see...

Hootie?... ***** please, he'll never change, glib and self and status conscious, capable of wild deceit, his ego knows no bounds and seemingly never will, he's even cockier now than he was six years ago... i'm just not seeing the growth i need to see to be comfortable having him over to the family barbeque, although i often find myself in agreement with his football takes... he just isnt going to be ****ing my sister.
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:00 PM   #51
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Its sooo close, but it'd have to be W. (name withheld) and i'll explain... see, Clay grew up as an overweight nerd, but eventually turned into something akin to a man... lost a lot of weight, grew up but a small bit, changed a few aspects of his life for the better etc.

There may yet be something in Clayton, maybe having been the nerdy outsider all of his life taught him some lessons that will eventually come to the fore as he ages... compassion, humility, a growing humbleness and willingness to laugh at himself in certain situations that i've noticed over the years here, maybe just maybe that equips him with a certain humanity thats worthy of ****ing my nonexistent sister, we'll see...

Hootie?... ***** please, he'll never change, glib and self and status conscious, capable of wild deceit, his ego knows no bounds and seemingly never will, he's even cockier now than he was six years ago... i'm just not seeing the growth i need to see to be comfortable having him over to the family barbeque, although i often find myself in agreement with his football takes... he just isnt going to be ****ing my sister.
With all due respect you are literally comparing the value of a petrified turd vs. a fresh one. In the end both are turds.
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:01 PM   #52
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With all due respect you are literally comparing the value of a petrified turd vs. a fresh one. In the end both are turds.
If she's into scat, I have the edge.
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:16 PM   #53
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I will introduce my 16 year old sister to Clay, I believe he will be a gentlemen and will bear great regard towards her womanhood.

Clay will show his nicety and caring ways, comforting everyone around and will show proper respect for her.

In the morning a bed sheet will hang out the window with a spottage of blood on it indicating her virginity has ceased and her lover Clay has won her love if only for that night.

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and you took my personal medallion......
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:18 PM   #54
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:18 PM   #55
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I will introduce my 16 year old sister to Clay, I believe he will be a gentlemen and will bear great regard towards her womanhood.

Clay will show his nicety and caring ways, comforting everyone around and will show proper respect for her.

In the morning a bed sheet will hang out the window with a spottage of blood on it indicating her virginity has ceased and her lover Clay has won her love if only for that night.

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Love would come find me someday, his name was Clay
but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way
you caught me off guard and took me by surprise, you are a CP stallion
and you took my personal medallion......
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