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Old 06-20-2013, 06:38 AM  
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Is anyone on here bigger than me???

I'm 9 inches down there.

The last chick I banged said I should do porn . I'm seriously considering it but dont know how to get my foot in the door

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Old 06-20-2013, 09:49 AM   #46
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dude in boot camp had a mag-lite flashlight for one.
not even exaggerating. It was a sight to be seen.

Let me guess, you survived by don't ask don't tell?
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Old 06-20-2013, 09:51 AM   #47
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Let me guess, you survived by don't ask don't tell?
lol
I just remember the first few days there; the showering was done as a 'recruit carwash'. you stood in line with a dollop of Prell in your hand; walked through the first 4 shower heads to soap up, and the last 4 to rinse off. This dude walked out as I was in line, and I thought he had some sort of birth defect.

JFC. it was unreal. Looked like a baby's arm and hand holding an apple.
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Old 06-20-2013, 09:54 AM   #48
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dude in boot camp had a mag-lite flashlight for one.
not even exaggerating. It was a sight to be seen.
One of my roommates in college was like that. It kind of sucked for him because his girlfriend at the time couldn't handle it... thus he rarely got laid.

He's married with 6 kids now, though, so clearly his wife didn't have any such problems.
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Old 06-20-2013, 09:54 AM   #49
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I just remember the first few days there; the showering was done as a 'recruit carwash'. you stood in line with a dollop of Prell in your hand; walked through the first 4 shower heads to soap up, and the last 4 to rinse off. This dude walked out as I was in line, and I thought he had some sort of birth defect.

JFC. it was unreal. Looked like a baby's arm and hand holding an apple.
I think they plant one dude in every platoon to make us feel inadequate and kick off the brainwashing efficiently. I was in a lot of platoons early in my career.
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:00 AM   #50
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I think they plant one dude in every platoon to make us feel inadequate and kick off the brainwashing efficiently. I was in a lot of platoons early in my career.

that's how you got your CP user name; chicks were afraid of you and 'it'.
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:08 AM   #51
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One of my roommates in college was like that. It kind of sucked for him because his girlfriend at the time couldn't handle it... thus he rarely got laid.

He's married with 6 kids now, though, so clearly his wife didn't have any such problems.

Imagine having the chick stop you every two seconds from "hitting her wall".

You watch those porn stars with massive dicks and they can only get half of it inside the girl.... I'm sorry but I need my entire shaft getting action, not just half of it.
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:08 AM   #52
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that's how you got your CP user name; chicks were afraid of you and 'it'.
We had a kid from Louisiana by the name of Spurlock. I probably remember the names of 5 or 6 bootcamp guys. Spurlock also bunked near me and got bitten by a brown recluse and dropped into the medical unit but I'm pretty sure I remember his name for other reasons.
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:12 AM   #53
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I remember this dudes name; "Gary" (last name").
there was another dude, whose name escapes me; white jewish dude.
he had something that looked like it was out of the Movie 'Tremors'
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:16 AM   #55
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that's about right.
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:23 AM   #56
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:25 AM   #57
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Old 06-20-2013, 10:26 AM   #58
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The guy in our platoon was named Martex, we just called him MX. I swear he could touch the bottom of a big gulp cup with that thing
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A friend of a friend got divorced because his wife couldn't take it all. True story.
same deal w/a friend of mine...problem was, they were married 3 years and had a kid before she told him why she was leaving him.
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