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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:42 PM   #256
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****. I forgot this one. I have watched less than 2 minutes of footage of this film. Can't stand it.
Seriously? That's one of the most quotable movies ever. It's not a classic, but it's a good flick.
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:46 PM   #257
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Guess I shouldn't just pick on those afflicted with poor taste (Lincoln...)
Sorry, just because it had DDL in it and broody stark lighting doesn't mean it's good. The dialogue was terrible and forced. They're trying to teach you history (which honestly anyone watching the movie should already know) making the conversations so unnatural they're unbelievable. It wasn't a good movie. It was a bad movie. It would have been a good "History Channel" movie, but that's it.

Most of these movies you guys are listing I've never seen. Glad I saved the money.
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:48 PM   #258
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I didn't finish Lincoln either.
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Old 06-25-2013, 03:55 PM   #259
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Old 06-26-2013, 07:30 AM   #260
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I kept coming back and trying to finish it piece by piece just to see if there was ever any payoff.

There was not. ****ing stupid, pointless, and yet somehow takes itself seriously...
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Old 06-26-2013, 07:38 AM   #261
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Old 06-26-2013, 08:18 AM   #262
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Old 06-26-2013, 09:29 AM   #263
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I walked out on Sin City. Had such high hopes but thought it was a piece of garbage.
Too much cellulite on Jessica Alba? What is it with you Omaha guys?
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Old 06-26-2013, 10:58 AM   #264
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Anchorman.

Yeah, that's right. I quit after an hour.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:01 AM   #265
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Anchorman.

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You did better than I usually do with Will Ferrell movies.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:06 AM   #266
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You did better than I usually do with Will Ferrell movies.
I'm in broadcasting, so I just kept thinking, "At some point, it's bound to get funny..."

I was wrong.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:08 AM   #267
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You did better than I usually do with Will Ferrell movies.
Also, I generally don't watch them at all. I think that's the only one of his comedies I've seen. I enjoyed Everything Must Go and Stranger Than Fiction.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:10 AM   #268
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Also, I generally don't watch them at all. I think that's the only one of his comedies I've seen. I enjoyed Everything Must Go and Stranger Than Fiction.
I'm just not a big fan of that over-the-top style of comedy. I didn't like Jim Carrey (especially early on) for the same reason.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:10 AM   #269
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Anchorman.

Yeah, that's right. I quit after an hour.
That one was weird for me. The first time I watched it I didn't finish it. I rewatched it like a year later and thought it was funnier.
I still think it's overrated, but it was ok.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:16 AM   #270
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I'm just not a big fan of that over-the-top style of comedy. I didn't like Jim Carrey (especially early on) for the same reason.
Me too!
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