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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-26-2013, 03:41 PM   #271
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Old 06-26-2013, 08:55 PM   #272
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I loved Anchorman, but I can see how some people didn't like it. My Dad hated it, I remember loaning it to him and he brought it back the next day and simply said "That sucked." usually he would just laugh when I loaned him a shitty movie but he ****ing chewed me out when I loaned him "The 40 Year Old Virgin", he was downright furious. I think he didn't care for Steve Carell.
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:11 AM   #273
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Drive - seriously it was just a really bad movie. Long periods of awkward silence between characters and a terrible plot.
This. Let's stare at Ryan Gosling with a toothpick in his mouth for two hours.
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:32 AM   #274
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:48 AM   #275
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The Postman with Kevin Costner. Really, really bad movie.
Tom Petty couldn't even de-turd this fudge dragon!
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:51 AM   #276
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Napoleon Dynamite
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that's a great movie!

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Old 06-27-2013, 10:56 AM   #277
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I'm on the fence as to whether this has or has not been mentioned.....
I may get bashed for this but.....

I fell asleep in the theater with my wife watching this shit storm just after screaming in my head....when does the death and destruction begin!?!?
it still pisses me off to think of the 3.5 hours of my life I wasted on this thing, and I've never forgiven DeGaggrio.....but at least I did get some rest.

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FOR GOD'S SAKE HIT THE ****ING ICEBERG ALREADY!!!!
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Old 06-27-2013, 11:02 AM   #278
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The Postman gets a bad rap. I think people were still pissed at Kostner for Waterworld (which did totally suck), and they were also expecting mushroom clouds, post-apocalyptic destruction and mutants, which isn't what the movie was about. I thought it was a good, low key film, and probably a realistic potrayal of what would happen to isolated communities if the federal government broke down.
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Old 06-27-2013, 11:29 AM   #279
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The coolest thing about The Postman (for me) was that it was filmed not far from where we live. We went over while they were filming and they had a bunch of the props up, including a log fence around the town.
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Old 06-27-2013, 11:57 AM   #280
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The Postman was ok. Kind of goofy in a lot of parts but it was kind of a cool story, conceptually.
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:01 PM   #281
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The Postman was ok. Kind of goofy in a lot of parts but it was kind of a cool story, conceptually.
I thought it was a good "dumb action" flick.

I knew going in not to expect much and liked it better than I thought I would.

I guess people thought that because Costner was in it perhaps it would be well acted or intellectual.

People seem to consistently expect that.

I have no idea why...
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:01 PM   #282
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The Postman gets a bad rap. I think people were still pissed at Kostner for Waterworld (which did totally suck), and they were also expecting mushroom clouds, post-apocalyptic destruction and mutants, which isn't what the movie was about. I thought it was a good, low key film, and probably a realistic potrayal of what would happen to isolated communities if the federal government broke down.
I enjoyed The Postman quite a bit.
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It was super dumb, but I apparently didn't hate Waterworld as much as most people.
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:07 PM   #284
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It was super dumb, but I apparently didn't hate Waterworld as much as most people.
It was basically a shameless Road Warrior ripoff, with the ocean substituted for the Australian desert wasteland.
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:15 PM   #285
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It was basically a shameless Road Warrior ripoff, with the ocean substituted for the Australian desert wasteland.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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