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View Poll Results: Hottest Female Comic Today
Aisha Tyler 24 32.88%
Chelsea Handler 8 10.96%
Amy Schumer 18 24.66%
Katie Aselton 16 21.92%
Maria Bamford 2 2.74%
Sarah Silverman 18 24.66%
Laura Kightlinger 4 5.48%
Natasha Leggero 4 5.48%
Rachel Feinstein 5 6.85%
Anjelah Johnson 8 10.96%
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:56 PM  
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Top Ten Hottest Women In Comedy - Current

I'm a big fan of the new Amy Schumer show on Tuesday nights on Comedy Central.

There seems to be a wave of attractive comediennes & comic actresses recently.

Vote for yours.

If not in here you can add yours.

Right now for me between Chelsea Handler and Katie Aselton (The League)
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:14 PM   #16
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Poll FAIL. No Joan Rivers.

Current.

And you can't count them if they can't move their face.
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:15 PM   #17
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:21 PM   #18
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And you can't count them if they can't move their face.
Joan Rivers is "current." She's curently alive and I saw her making fun of someone's clothes on TV a couple weeks ago.
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:32 PM   #19
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Aisha Tyler... Holy shit she's hawt.

No Whitney Cummings?
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Old 07-08-2013, 02:09 PM   #20
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Aisha Tyler... Holy shit she's hawt.

No Whitney Cummings?
I like her "material"

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Old 07-08-2013, 02:10 PM   #21
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Sarah Silverman is another chick who is borderline mentally ill. And she would tear you up in bed...
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Old 07-08-2013, 02:17 PM   #22
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Sarah Silverman is another chick who is borderline mentally ill. And she would tear you up in bed...
She has gotten out of shape over the years. I thought she was smokin' back in her SNL years & shortly after. Also, she has weird looking hands. I know that sounds dumb, but I have a thing about hands.
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Old 07-08-2013, 02:19 PM   #23
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I'm not sure why, but not a single one of those really turn me on. Would I nail em? Well, duh, but I don't find any of them particularly attractive.
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Old 07-08-2013, 02:19 PM   #24
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I refuse to vote until Margaret Cho and Janeane Garofolo are added.
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She has gotten out of shape over the years. I thought she was smokin' back in her SNL years & shortly after. Also, she has weird looking hands. I know that sounds dumb, but I have a thing about hands.
But....but....she giver herself the shocker!
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Old 07-08-2013, 02:23 PM   #28
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I like Maria Bamford. She's not that hot, but she's borderline mentally ill, which would make her totally unpredictable in bed.
She is hilarious.

I watched Comedians of Comedy on Netflix a couple months ago, and she's a headliner in the show. I went in with incredibly low expectations for her set; but was absolutely blown away. Probably the hardest I've laughed in a long, long while.
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