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View Poll Results: Hottest Female Comic Today
Aisha Tyler 24 32.88%
Chelsea Handler 8 10.96%
Amy Schumer 18 24.66%
Katie Aselton 16 21.92%
Maria Bamford 2 2.74%
Sarah Silverman 18 24.66%
Laura Kightlinger 4 5.48%
Natasha Leggero 4 5.48%
Rachel Feinstein 5 6.85%
Anjelah Johnson 8 10.96%
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:56 PM  
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Top Ten Hottest Women In Comedy - Current

I'm a big fan of the new Amy Schumer show on Tuesday nights on Comedy Central.

There seems to be a wave of attractive comediennes & comic actresses recently.

Vote for yours.

If not in here you can add yours.

Right now for me between Chelsea Handler and Katie Aselton (The League)
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Old 07-08-2013, 04:52 PM   #76
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I think she looks like she is a ex-meth head she sometimes looks ok but hell no not hot
She is hot, no denying that. Just reminds me of a couple crazy ex gf's in my past.
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Old 07-08-2013, 04:55 PM   #77
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Handler looks like she might stink a little bit. Like she's got that Golden Corral pussy or something.
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Old 07-08-2013, 05:26 PM   #78
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I didn't like it at first, liked her stand up much better.

Then some of the sketches got me laughing and it grew on me.

Some are stupid like any sketch comedy show, hit and miss.
I'm probably being too harsh on her. Had high expectations. Watched 5 episodes and barely got a couple snickers. Decided it wasn't for me.
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Old 07-08-2013, 05:38 PM   #79
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I went with Schumer and Aselton

Schumer just reminds me of the dirty girls I dated in catholic school all growed up.

Aselton is the perfect woman to me: just good looking enough I'd never stray, smart enough I'd be kept on my toes, and any woman that can name the last 3 leading rushers has my attention...
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There's absolutely nothing cool, hip, funny, hot, sexy, about Chelsea Handler.

nothing at all.....don't even know why/how she even has a talk show...maybe it's because people think little mexican midgets are funny.
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Old 07-08-2013, 05:40 PM   #81
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There's absolutely nothing cool, hip, funny, hot, sexy, about Chelsea Handler.

nothing at all.....don't even know why/how she even has a talk show...
This...
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Old 07-08-2013, 05:53 PM   #82
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She is hilarious.

I watched Comedians of Comedy on Netflix a couple months ago, and she's a headliner in the show. I went in with incredibly low expectations for her set; but was absolutely blown away. Probably the hardest I've laughed in a long, long while.
She makes me laugh a lot. I think she's very creative. I love the bit where she acts out the Star Trek convention role.

Her straight voices are funny, too.

And I heard her say to the crowd once, "Who likes to party? Not me."
I don't know wy but it cracks me up.
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Old 07-08-2013, 07:16 PM   #83
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I'm fairly certain you were banned for repeated racist remarks.

Mods can feel free to educate me if that wasn't the case.

Got banned once for saying ninja over and over.

Some of you people's chains are too easy to pull and so I do it just for kicks.

You can take a word and make it whatever you want.

You have no idea what my meaning is.

On that note, who's going to win the preseason Saints/Chiefs game???
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Old 07-08-2013, 07:20 PM   #84
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I don't think Chelsea Handler is hot, and every time I've watched her show I've thought, "When is the funny part?"
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My 3rd would be Aisha Tyler.

Her looks don't impress me all that much but her voice on Archer is sexy as all hell.

Intelligent, forceful, witty...
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Old 07-08-2013, 07:25 PM   #86
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How bout Rosie O'Donnell?
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Got banned once for saying ninja over and over.

Some of you people's chains are too easy to pull and so I do it just for kicks.

You can take a word and make it whatever you want.

You have no idea what my meaning is.

On that note, who's going to win the preseason Saints/Chiefs game???
Saints.

You're still racist though.
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Old 07-08-2013, 07:40 PM   #88
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Eliza Sleshinger (probably spelled it wrong) is another one. She's smoking hot but not funny. Amy Schumer is a hack IMO. I see her act and it's like she's trying way to hard to prove she can be just as dirty as the guys. To me it just comes off as phoney and contrived. I wouldn't be surprised if Anthony Jeselnik wrote most of her act.
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Old 07-08-2013, 07:41 PM   #89
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Aisha Tyler... Holy shit she's hawt.

No Whitney Cummings?
I just googled her. She wins. Poll over.
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Old 07-08-2013, 07:43 PM   #90
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