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07-26-2013, 04:34 PM | #76 |
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07-26-2013, 04:36 PM | #77 |
Needs more middle fingers
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07-26-2013, 04:44 PM | #78 |
Consuming CP souls
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I meant moreso phantoming. Faking poo to get out of doing work. Some youngsters told me about doing it.
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07-26-2013, 04:49 PM | #79 |
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6 consecutive clean breakers....nice
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07-26-2013, 05:26 PM | #81 |
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
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07-26-2013, 05:28 PM | #82 |
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.
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07-26-2013, 05:30 PM | #83 |
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Haha. Change NewChief's name to "The Phantom"
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07-26-2013, 05:43 PM | #84 |
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Unless I'm not feeling well, from ass touch to wipe I'm usually around a minute~
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07-26-2013, 05:44 PM | #85 |
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.
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07-26-2013, 05:50 PM | #86 |
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Depends.
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07-26-2013, 06:23 PM | #88 |
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surprised a MOD hasn't changed big smoke's name to big poop.
just sayin'.
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07-26-2013, 06:25 PM | #89 |
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Like 30 seconds?
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07-26-2013, 06:38 PM | #90 |
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I have been pooping consistently - two out of ten are smooth-breakers. About 20 minutes ago i had the exploding shit meringue surprise. An exploding shit meringue surprise is when you think you have a promising log to dispose of and it turns out to be a detonated, inverted atomic ass bomb. Still somewhat satisfying though, i'm not going to lie about it.
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