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Old 07-26-2013, 08:12 PM  
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If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you?

Was talkin about this at work. If you could blow yourself (or munch yourself - for the ladies), would you do it? Try it? I said no but I didn't rule out maybe special occasions like my birthday or a Chiefs game winning TD.
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:02 AM   #61
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I'm still having a hard time picturing what kind of work conversation was going on that it ventured into this topic.
This, I could see it maybe, *maybe, as a pop quiz type convo where it is a passing joke or something, but to take it to drawn out proportions where you start thinking of situations where you might actually do it is, creepy.
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:04 AM   #62
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Yet you use your hand. And I'm sure your game isn't so strong that you are able to pull any girl you see "running around out there".
It may not be any girl that I'd like, but it is a numbers game. Pretty much any girl's mouth of breeding age is a much better alternative than your own mouth.

The hand is different, you've been 'touching' yourself down since before your memory because you have to direct urination. Nature intended this.
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:07 AM   #63
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Spinoff: would it be gay to have sex with a carbon copy of yourself, or would it just be another form of masturbation?
No it wouldnt be you having sex with yourself...or would it? Needless to say id hit it, already have like 37 billion times. (Disclaimer: if anything im saying wierds you the **** out..**** off. Ive got a two week old at home and 2-4 more weeks of no pussy.)
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:08 AM   #64
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Instant section 8.............
Tough break for Hand Job. /PVT. Cowboy
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:12 AM   #65
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Two hillbillies are sitting on a porch when a hound lays down in front of them and starts licking itself. One hillbilly says to the other, "Sure wish I could do that" and the other hillbilly replies "You ought to pet him first, he might bite".
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:17 AM   #66
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Hilarious that people think that rubbing your dick with your hand is even remotely the same as having jizz in your mouth.
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:21 AM   #67
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It is not the same as having jizz in your mouth but you suck yourself to the point of explosion then rub it out on the cat while it runs by really isnt much different than chasing the cat and doing it with your hand is it? For the record i would not slurp my own baby gravy, even though i have proof its a top notch recipe.
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Old 07-27-2013, 11:25 AM   #68
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Some of you obviously take your onanistic distinctions pretty seriously.
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:49 PM   #69
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Hilarious that people think that rubbing your dick with your hand is even remotely the same as having jizz in your mouth.
Wow wow wow. Who said anything about taking the load in your mouth?!
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:49 PM   #70
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:54 PM   #71
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Wow wow wow. Who said anything about taking the load in your mouth?!
A bj without the swallow is worthless.
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Old 07-27-2013, 01:03 PM   #72
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A bj without the swallow is worthless.
Even if it's your own swallow?
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Old 07-27-2013, 01:06 PM   #73
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Even if it's your own swallow?
If i could give myself one and decided to try it, i wouldnt bother doing it unless i was willing to see it through.

This whole things getting creepy
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Old 07-27-2013, 01:09 PM   #74
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If i could give myself one and decided to try it, i wouldnt bother doing it unless i was willing to see it through.

This whole things getting creepy
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Old 07-27-2013, 01:09 PM   #75
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Hilarious that people think that rubbing your dick with your hand is even remotely the same as having jizz in your mouth.
I never came in my hand before. I doubt I would come in my mouth either. I guess you have never eaten your wives pussy until she had an orgasm.
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