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Old 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM  
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:13 PM   #121
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It can range anywhere from about 30 seconds with wipe to a few minutes. I ****ing hate the secondaries. I will lay a nice ****ing log with a clean break and then feel there's still some more lurking in there preventing me from feeling completely satisfied. I then have to sit there and struggle to get it out and it pisses me off. IDK why it happens.
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:17 PM   #122
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:28 PM   #123
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"That's the reason my FFL team name is TrentGreenLeadBlock. When you see this mother****er coming around the corner on a block, put your children to bed and batten down the hatch on your girl's snatch, because the same power that destroys defenders can scar the minds of the youth and simultaneously impregnate any woman within sight, live or on television."
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:30 PM   #124
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Old 07-27-2013, 02:05 PM   #125
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Old 07-27-2013, 02:34 PM   #126
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Old 07-27-2013, 03:03 PM   #127
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 07-27-2013, 04:01 PM   #128
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:19 PM   #129
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:33 PM   #130
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there's still some more lurking in there preventing me from feeling completely satisfied. I then have to sit there and struggle to get it out and it pisses me off. IDK why it happens.

I call those 'End of the Roads"
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:55 PM   #131
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Old 07-27-2013, 10:23 PM   #132
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Old 07-27-2013, 10:26 PM   #133
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at least they stay outside the door. My wife opens the door, my son comes in, the cats come in, its a royal ****ing circus when I poop.

Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it.
You people are insane!
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Old 07-27-2013, 10:31 PM   #134
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My poops usually start out as smallish, but still soft, turds, descend into soft serve, and then finish off as little shit grubs.

When my guts are really bothering me I'll shit a fecal slurry that attaches itself to the porcelain of the bowl. That usually culminates in ass piss that floats on the surface level of the water.
I have got to break this terrible habit of listening to you people but I just can't help myself.
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:00 PM   #135
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