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Old 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM  
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:13 PM   #121
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It can range anywhere from about 30 seconds with wipe to a few minutes. I ****ing hate the secondaries. I will lay a nice ****ing log with a clean break and then feel there's still some more lurking in there preventing me from feeling completely satisfied. I then have to sit there and struggle to get it out and it pisses me off. IDK why it happens.
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:17 PM   #122
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:28 PM   #123
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:30 PM   #124
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Old 07-27-2013, 02:05 PM   #125
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Old 07-27-2013, 02:34 PM   #126
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Old 07-27-2013, 03:03 PM   #127
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Old 07-27-2013, 04:01 PM   #128
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:19 PM   #129
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:33 PM   #130
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there's still some more lurking in there preventing me from feeling completely satisfied. I then have to sit there and struggle to get it out and it pisses me off. IDK why it happens.

I call those 'End of the Roads"
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:55 PM   #131
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Old 07-27-2013, 10:23 PM   #132
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Old 07-27-2013, 10:26 PM   #133
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at least they stay outside the door. My wife opens the door, my son comes in, the cats come in, its a royal ****ing circus when I poop.

Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it.
You people are insane!
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Old 07-27-2013, 10:31 PM   #134
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My poops usually start out as smallish, but still soft, turds, descend into soft serve, and then finish off as little shit grubs.

When my guts are really bothering me I'll shit a fecal slurry that attaches itself to the porcelain of the bowl. That usually culminates in ass piss that floats on the surface level of the water.
I have got to break this terrible habit of listening to you people but I just can't help myself.
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Old 12-27-2013, 08:00 PM   #135
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