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Old 08-22-2013, 07:17 PM  
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Stanford University has revealed a new study that shows squatting is the proper and recommended way to go to the bathroom. What's more astonishing is that this study isn't new. According to Henry L. Bockus in Gastroenterology, the standard textbook on the subject:

"The ideal posture for defecation is the squatting position, with the thighs flexed upon the abdomen. In this way the capacity of the abdominal cavity is greatly diminished and intra-abdominal pressure increased, thus encouraging expulsion ...".

The reason is because of the puborectalis muscle. This muscle acts as a sling for your rectum and maintains continence. When we sit down on the toilet, the hold on the rectum is loosened, but only partially. In a squatting posture, the hold is completely relaxed, allowing for an easier release of your bowel

...Squatting is what humans (and most animals) have done for thousands of years before the invention of the modern toilet. Ailments such as constipation, hemorrhoids, and appendicitis have increased since the adaption of the modern toilet. Research shows that our bathroom posture plays a bigger role in these ailments than a lack of dietary fiber.
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:44 AM   #31
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A little difficult to fap in that position dammit
You fap on the toilet?
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:46 AM   #32
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Old 08-23-2013, 05:32 AM   #33
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I find that a turkey club from the cafeteria at work helps expulsion a great deal.
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Old 08-23-2013, 05:54 AM   #34
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Just tried this technique with a stack of old Playboys as the stool. Good results, does anyone remember Miss September 1996 ?
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:09 AM   #35
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:17 AM   #36
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Just tried this technique with a stack of old Playboys as the stool. Good results, does anyone remember Miss September 1996 ?

Nope. Pics or GTFO! (Had to bold the part I meant or this could have gotten awkward)
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:20 AM   #37
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Nope. Pics or GTFO! (Had to bold the part I meant or this could have gotten awkward)
Nothing wrong with the love between a man and his magazines.
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:23 AM   #38
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:28 AM   #39
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Nothing wrong with the love between a man and his magazines.
I was referring to you being on the shitter, with said magazines giving your body the angle mentioned in the OP, as what I needed no picture off...

Magazines? Bring 'em on!
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