Chiefs Cassel did, does, and will always suck - Page 144

Thig Lyfe · 01-09-2011, 01:42 PM

I had backed off on my Cassel hate in the second half of the season because he actually started to play with a modicum of competence. But I never stopped being wary of him, because he was playing well against shitty, shitty ****ing teams.

But today is proof positive that Cassel is NOT the answer. He will NOT be a franchise quarterback. He simply doesn't have the ability or the intelligence that is required. He never really progressed this season; he just managed to not shit himself against the NFC West.

Can we all just agree that he's not the answer? Please?

**Tribal Warfare** · 08-26-2013, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

I'd feel bad for the guy if he hadn't made $50 million or whatever here.

63 million with 28 million guaranteed

rabblerouser · 08-26-2013, 06:12 AM

Me and my girlfriend literally laughed at him putting balls into the dirt and overthrowing receivers while we were watching the Minnesota game on NFL Net yesterday.

Like, he looks WORSE, if at all possible...

TEX · 08-26-2013, 06:28 AM

I didnt think it possible but Cassel looks worse in purple. He was even missing the check downs. Ponder / Cassel, WTF were they thinking???

Dayze · 08-26-2013, 08:27 AM

I watched quite a bit of the Vikes/Jags game last night while lounging around working.

I didn't realize Cassel was in the game, and my wife goes "Hey, Cassel is playing". I sort of caught half of it/half listening "Uh huh" I reply.

About 10 minutes later I hear her go "God, He's awful". I ask "Who"? she replies "Cassel. I don't know much about QBs, but I know that they should at least be able to get the ball to their guys"

I started watching a bit at that point....holy shit he looks awful. What a joke we must be/have been to the rest of the league with that guy at the helm for the last few years.

scott free · 08-26-2013, 08:31 AM

OMG... i laughed sooo hard last night, i felt honest to God pity for the vikes.

First pass, five foot over the receiver.

Second pass, hits the ground three feet in front of the receiver.

Axl Smythe is ****ing Joe Namath by comparison.

L.A. Chieffan · 08-26-2013, 09:00 AM

Hes actually having a decent preseason overall

Thig Lyfe · 08-26-2013, 09:07 AM

Feels good to watch him be the world's worst person in another team's colors.

**Count Zarth** · 08-26-2013, 09:43 AM

I'm putting a nice fat Cassel surprise at the end of my next video.

Thig Lyfe · 08-26-2013, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs(exceptQB)

I'm putting a nice fat Cassel surprise at the end of my next video.

Is he gonna be the lawyer who gets eaten by a T-rex while sitting on the toilet in Jurassic Park? With Dick Vermeil as Jeff Goldblum and Greg Hill as Laura Dern??

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08-26-2013, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

63 million with 28 million guaranteed

That Chiefs Winning Formula! Ask for it by name!

Priest31kc · 08-26-2013, 03:33 PM

So depressing that we wasted 4 years of Charles, Flowers, DJ, Hali, Albert, etc...with that POS at the helm....FOUR years!!!

Mother**** you Pioli.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08-26-2013, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Priest31kc

So depressing that we wasted 4 years of Charles, Flowers, DJ, Hali, Albert, etc...with that POS at the helm....FOUR years!!!

Mother**** you Pioli.

Yeah, don't throw away that old stash of Prozac just yet...

**The Bad Guy** · 08-26-2013, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

Yeah, don't throw away that old stash of Prozac just yet...

There's no comparison between him and Smith. Absolutely ****ing none.

It's getting ridiculous around here with the comparisons between the 2.

Thig Lyfe · 08-26-2013, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

There's no comparison between him and Smith. Absolutely ****ing none.

It's getting ridiculous around here with the comparisons between the 2.

Alex Smith will make Matt Cassel look like Tyler Thigpen.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08-26-2013, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

There's no comparison between him and Smith. Absolutely ****ing none.

It's getting ridiculous around here with the comparisons between the 2.

And when the ridiculous extension for sub-par performance arrives?

01-09-2011, 01:42 PM
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $539387	Cassel did, does, and will always suck I had backed off on my Cassel hate in the second half of the season because he actually started to play with a modicum of competence. But I never stopped being wary of him, because he was playing well against shitty, shitty ****ing teams. But today is proof positive that Cassel is NOT the answer. He will NOT be a franchise quarterback. He simply doesn't have the ability or the intelligence that is required. He never really progressed this season; he just managed to not shit himself against the NFC West. Can we all just agree that he's not the answer? Please?
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08-26-2013, 06:28 AM	#2148
TEX I SURVIVED Herm, Scott & Matt! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10272120	I didnt think it possible but Cassel looks worse in purple. He was even missing the check downs. Ponder / Cassel, WTF were they thinking??? __________________ Welcome to the National FIXED League... My new FAVORITE Numbers are 43 & 8...
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08-26-2013, 08:27 AM	#2149
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $1238254	I watched quite a bit of the Vikes/Jags game last night while lounging around working. I didn't realize Cassel was in the game, and my wife goes "Hey, Cassel is playing". I sort of caught half of it/half listening "Uh huh" I reply. About 10 minutes later I hear her go "God, He's awful". I ask "Who"? she replies "Cassel. I don't know much about QBs, but I know that they should at least be able to get the ball to their guys" I started watching a bit at that point....holy shit he looks awful. What a joke we must be/have been to the rest of the league with that guy at the helm for the last few years. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial.
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08-26-2013, 08:31 AM	#2150
scott free ask for it by name Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the goldilocks zone Casino cash: $3187188	OMG... i laughed sooo hard last night, i felt honest to God pity for the vikes. First pass, five foot over the receiver. Second pass, hits the ground three feet in front of the receiver. Axl Smythe is ****ing Joe Namath by comparison.
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08-26-2013, 09:00 AM	#2151
L.A. Chieffan PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: American Gardens Building Casino cash: $578539	Hes actually having a decent preseason overall
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08-26-2013, 09:07 AM	#2152
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $539387	Feels good to watch him be the world's worst person in another team's colors.
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08-26-2013, 09:43 AM	#2153
Count Zarth Emperor of the Universe Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $10240507	I'm putting a nice fat Cassel surprise at the end of my next video.
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08-26-2013, 03:33 PM	#2156
Priest31kc Ignorance is Ignorance Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SSMO Casino cash: $571064	So depressing that we wasted 4 years of Charles, Flowers, DJ, Hali, Albert, etc...with that POS at the helm....FOUR years!!! Mother**** you Pioli. __________________
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