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Old 09-05-2013, 01:52 PM  
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Planeteer writes letter to porn studio

8" and fat as a [sic] toylet paper roll? No way that guy doesn't post here (and run a 4.5 40).

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Hi, My name is [redacted] I am 26 years old I turn 27 [redacted] (in two months). I saw [redacted] and I really liked it in fast I would like to have autograph picture of all the girls in that video showing every thing tits, pussy all. And I would like to make a video with them and Jenna Jameson and Teanna Kai. I have a very high sex drive. I hear you pay good to plus I love women and tits and pussy (even lesbians) that really turn me on. No other men in it just me. My address is on the envalope please write me and let me know if you will give me a chance. I have 8 inchs and as fat as a toylet paper roll. But you will have to come here like I said. All I want is an oppertunity to be in a video and have fun with the women. Thank you.

P.S. Have them write as sex letter to me
http://deadspin.com/no-other-men-in-...hop-1258653329
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Old 09-05-2013, 02:35 PM   #16
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Whew. Thought this was my letter at first.

But, its more like 3 inches and the size of a Pencil, so whew, dodged that bullet.

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Old 09-05-2013, 02:36 PM   #17
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Old 09-05-2013, 02:40 PM   #18
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:05 PM   #19
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:08 PM   #20
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Are we talking an empty toilet paper roll or a full one?
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:10 PM   #21
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:11 PM   #22
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