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The Twelve Rules For Being A Liberal

Twelve Rules For Being A Liberal




There may be no official rule book for being a liberal, but that doesn't mean there aren't rules. There are actually quite a few rules liberals go by and the more politically active liberals become, the more rigidly they tend to stick to their own code of behavior. These rules, most of which are unspoken, are passed along culturally on the Left and viciously enforced. Ironically, many liberals could not explain these rules to you and don't even consciously know they're following them. So, by reading this article, not only will you gain a better understanding of liberals, you'll know them better than they know themselves in some ways.

1) You justify your beliefs about yourself by your status as a liberal, not your deeds. The most sexist liberal can think of himself as a feminist while the greediest liberal can think of himself as generous. This is because liberals define themselves as being compassionate, open minded, kind, pro-science and intelligent not based on their actions or achievements, but based on their ideology. This is one of the most psychologically appealing aspects of liberalism because it allows you to be an awful person while still thinking of yourself as better than everyone else.

2) You exempt yourself from your attacks on America: Ever notice that liberals don't include themselves in their attacks on America? When they say, "This is a racist country," or ",This is a mean country," they certainly aren't referring to themselves or people who hold their views. Even though liberals supported the KKK, slaughtering the Indians, and putting the Japanese in internment camps, when they criticize those things, it's meant as an attack on everyone else EXCEPT LIBERALS. The only thing a liberal believes he can truly do wrong is to be insufficiently liberal.

3) What liberals like should be mandatory and what they don't like should be banned: There's an almost instinctual form of fascism that runs through most liberals. It's not enough for liberals to love gay marriage; everyone must be forced to love gay marriage. It's not enough for liberals to be afraid of guns; guns have to be banned. It's not enough for liberals to want to use energy-saving light bulbs; incandescent light bulbs must be banned. It's not enough for liberals to make sure most speakers on campuses are left-wing; conservative speakers must be shouted down or blocked from speaking.

4) The past is always inferior to the present: Liberals tend to view traditions, policies, and morals of past generations as arbitrary designs put in place by less enlightened people. Because of this, liberals don't pay much attention to why traditions developed or wonder about possible ramifications of their social engineering. It’s like an architect ripping out the foundation of a house without questioning the consequences and if the living room falls in on itself as a result, he concludes that means he needs to make even more changes.

5) Liberalism is a jealous god and no other God may come before it: A liberal "Christian" or "Jew" is almost an oxymoron because liberalism trumps faith for liberals. Taking your religious beliefs seriously means drawing hard lines about right and wrong and that's simply not allowed. Liberals demand that even God bow down on the altar of liberalism.

6) Liberals believe in indiscriminateness for thought: This one was so good that I stole it from my buddy, Evan Sayet: " Indiscriminateness of thought does not lead to indiscriminateness of policy. It leads the modern liberal to invariably side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success. Why? Very simply if nothing is to be recognized as better or worse than anything else then success is de facto unjust. There is no explanation for success if nothing is better than anything else and the greater the success the greater the injustice. Conversely and for the same reason, failure is de facto proof of victimization and the greater the failure, the greater the proof of the victim is, or the greater the victimization."

7) Intentions are much more important than results: Liberals decide what programs to support based on whether they make them feel good or bad about themselves, not because they work or don't work. A DDT ban that has killed millions is judged a success by liberals because it makes them feel as if they care about the environment. A government program that wastes billions and doesn't work is a stunning triumph to the Left if it has a compassionate sounding name. It would be easier to convince a liberal to support a program by calling it the “Saving Women And Puppies Bill" than showing that it would save 100,000 lives.

8) The only real sins are helping conservatism or harming liberalism: Conservatives often marvel at the fact that liberals will happily elect every sort of pervert, deviant, and criminal you can imagine without a second thought. That's because right and wrong don't come into the picture for liberals. They have one standard: Does this politician help or hurt liberalism? If a politician helps liberalism, he has a free pass to do almost anything and many of them do just that.

9) All solutions must be government-oriented: Liberals may not be as down on government as conservatives are, but on some level, even they recognize that it doesn't work very well. So, why are liberals so hell bent on centralizing as much power as possible in government? Simple, because they believe that they are better and smarter than everyone else by virtue of being liberals and centralized power gives them the opportunity to control more people's lives. There's nothing scarier to liberals than free people living their lives as they please without wanting or needing the government to nanny them.

10) You must be absolutely close minded: One of the key reasons liberals spend so much time vilifying people they don't like and questioning their motivations is to protect themselves from having to consider their arguments. This helps create a completely closed system for liberals. Conservative arguments are considered wrong by default since they're conservative and not worth hearing. On the other hand, liberals aren't going to make conservative arguments. So, a liberal goes to a liberal school, watches liberal news, listens to liberal politicians, has liberal friends, and then convinces himself that conservatives are all hateful, evil, racist Nazis so that any stray conservatism he hears should be ignored. It makes liberal minds into perfectly closed loops that are impervious to anything other than liberal doctrine.

11) Feelings are more important than logic: Liberals base their positions on emotions, not facts and logic and then they work backwards to shore up their position. This is why it's a waste of time to try to convince a liberal of anything based on logic. You don't "logic" someone out of a position that he didn't use "logic" to come up with in the first place.

12) Tribal affiliation is more important than individual action: There's one set of rules for members of the tribe and one set of rules for everyone else. Lying, breaking the rules, or fomenting hatred against a liberal in good standing may be out of bounds, but there are no rules when dealing with outsiders, who are viewed either as potential recruits, dupes to be tricked, or foes to be defeated. This is the same backwards mentality you see in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, except it's based on ideology, not religion.


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Old 09-07-2013, 03:44 AM   #211
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We already have the opposite.

We have the forced indoctrination of all Americans from age 5 to 18 in liberal government schools, brainwashing them with socialism along with global warming, recycling, gay rights, suzy has 2 mommies, diversity is our strength, guns are evil, there is no God, cars are bad and transit is good, cities are good and country living is bad, all white people are racist, Americans are bad, health care is a right, a job is a right, abortion is a right, on and on.

We already have the forced re-education camps. They are your local grade schools and high schools where the next wave of liberal brains are molded to fit the coming socialist paradigm.
Have you ever even met any public school teachers? Where are you claiming this government influence comes from? Do you really think the government influences curriculum to the point of forcing biased partisan material? Good ****ing grief dude... I've worked for public schools. The government, both state and especially federal, don't want shit to do with it. It's completely retarded to claim otherwise. This nazi control you claim is completely impossible and laughable.
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Old 09-07-2013, 08:55 AM   #212
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There is no compromising with liberals, it doesn't work.
Conservatives generally want to leave stuff well alone, we work our asses off, raise our families how we want, and if something out there upsets/offends us we go somewhere else.
Liberals can't understand that, they are whiny, spoiled little bitches that believe the world revolves around them. Some work, most don't or do very little, every little ****ing thing that bothers them must be changed, instead of choosing to go to a bar that doesn't allow smoking they start little coalitions and remove smoking from all bars, instead of ignoring a cross someone put up they seek to remove everyone they see, instead of choosing to voluntarily help a poor person they seek to force us to be responsible for someone else's welfare.
They constantly attack firearm possesion, maybe because they fear guns, or whatever, but I believe it's because they know that one day the conservatives in this country are going to grow tired of their bullshit, we're going to say enough and a civil war will result. Who wins a war? Generally the side that owns and knows how to use weapons. When the next civil war starts it will be conservatives against liberals, it is inevitable. A jellyfish against a weedwhacker.

They are never content and always trying to enact some new restriction or regulation on the population. And after they destroy the place they are from with all the bullshit, they move to other places and infect their disease on that area.
**** em all, they are destroying the greatest country to ever be founded.
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Old 09-07-2013, 09:19 AM   #213
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Have you ever even met any public school teachers? Where are you claiming this government influence comes from? Do you really think the government influences curriculum to the point of forcing biased partisan material? Good ****ing grief dude... I've worked for public schools. The government, both state and especially federal, don't want shit to do with it. It's completely retarded to claim otherwise. This nazi control you claim is completely impossible and laughable.
So you are a janitor. Nice to know & about par for the course
Nothing at the top ,but a bucket & a mop. & a illustrated book about birds
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:24 AM   #214
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So you are a janitor. Nice to know & about par for the course
Nothing at the top ,but a bucket & a mop. & a illustrated book about birds
What would it matter is I actually was? Nothing wrong with being a janitor, jerk. You're going to fault a fella for the type of job he has in this day and age?
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:26 AM   #216
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What would it matter is I actually was? Nothing wrong with being a janitor, jerk. You're going to fault a fella for the type of job he has in this day and age?
Did you see the 15 dollar an hour thread?

These jerks look down upon everyone who isn't a executive.
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These jerks look down upon everyone who isn't a executive.
I'm a mason. Im 15 to 30 ft off the ground everyday. I look down on everyone
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How do you do that in these times? Kaep said we have forced indoctrination of all Americans in liberal government public schools?
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