Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 10

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Calcountry · 12-23-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the fucking thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO fuckING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I cleary bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO fuckING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

She gets stressed out every Christmas.

chiefs4me · 12-23-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Until you got to the part about the truck and the camaro, I was thinking that maybe you were my wife.

that's just to dam funny,,,,,thinks for the laugh,,pos rep for you today.

CHIEF4EVER · 12-23-2004, 01:23 PM

I have, likely, the best spouse in the entire world bar NONE. There is noone I would rather spend eternity with. That being said, is there a female law against moving the seat back to it's previous position when finished using her husbands pickup? Honestly. She is about a foot and a half shorter than me and she leaves the pickup seat in the same position she drove it in. Getting back into my own pickup is like sitting in Peewee Hermans baby chair for crying out loud. It is a simple thing really.....husband is 18 inches taller - readjust the seat when done using his pickup so he doesn't get bruises on his extremeties and clausterphobic gettin into his own friggin truck!!!!!!!!!!

**Lzen** · 12-23-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Use my truck and leave all her crap in it when she gets home. Again.

Mine does that, too. She drives the van M-F to drop the kids off at the sitter/school. I drive the car. We always take the van when we go anywhere together. But once in awhile, she'll take the car for something. When it gets back, the once clean car has her crap/trash in it.

journeyscarab · 12-23-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Mine does that, too. She drives the van M-F to drop the kids off at the sitter/school. I drive the car. We always take the van when we go anywhere together. But once in awhile, she'll take the car for something. When it gets back, the once clean car has her crap/trash in it.

The house has to be clean as if we were expecting guests - but the van she drives everyone everywhere - a friggin' dumpster on wheels. She complains she doesnt have enough time to clean the van cause she's too busy cleaning the house like Martha Stewart was going to visit.

DTLB58 · 12-23-2004, 01:29 PM

She ALWAYS leaves the mirror doors open on the vanity cabinet in the bathroom! She opens them to get something out or opens the two outside mirrors to see the back of her hair and then walks out of the room and leaves the damn things open, EVERY time.

chiefs4me · 12-23-2004, 01:29 PM

Jazzlover are you a man?

**Lzen** · 12-23-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Jazzlover are you a man?

JazzzLovr is a woman. A pretty damn funny one, too.

Frosty · 12-23-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Jazzlover are you a man?

The fact that she isn't is what makes that post so funny. She hit it perfect from the male point of view.

JazzzLovr · 12-23-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Jazzlover are you a man?

No, just one of those rare women with a little common sense.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-23-2004, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DTLB58

She ALWAYS leaves the mirror doors open on the vanity cabinet in the bathroom! She opens them to get something out or opens the two outside mirrors to see the back of her hair and then walks out of the room and leaves the damn things open, EVERY time.

I forgot that, my wife leaves cabinet doors open... I look for a dish and the friggin' cat's sitting in a pot.

12-23-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Mine does that, too. She drives the van M-F to drop the kids off at the sitter/school. I drive the car. We always take the van when we go anywhere together. But once in awhile, she'll take the car for something. When it gets back, the once clean car has her crap/trash in it.

I drove our Yukon for the first 2 years. I'm not a clean snob or anything, but it still looked nice when I relinquished it to her. Now it looks like another closet in our home. She uses it to store everything. Drive me nuts. I'm guessing the McDonalds bag that was on the floorboard of the back seat a month ago is still there. I think I'm gonna check on my way out today.

chiefs4me · 12-23-2004, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

No, just one of those rare women with a little common sense.

Well I thought so,,but your post made me wonder,,,,,because a little common sense would tell you that when the man is up,,everyone is up. Having children I haven't slept in,,,in 18 years.

How about taking me out to breakfast or just letting me fix it so I don't have 3 times the work I did before you cooked honey.

NO HONEY-DO list in my house,,I fix everything.

Maxi pads,,,I am not 16.

I would gladly trade places and go to the store but he wants to go look at tools and not have to watch the kids.

In our house My husband picks the movie so no one to blame but him.

1/2 my life on the web,,,,well I also happen to be working on the net transcribing Med records and watching the kids while hubby is watching a movie or playing in the garage.

So I guess you see why I thought you were a man,,,with the post you made,,,,sorry about the gender mixup.

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2004, 01:55 PM

SEE!
A broad shows up and already with the naggin', bitchin' and fightin.........

Just a week or two ago, you were on here, on a rant about how your Husband was gone all the time working, bringin home the bacon.

stevieray · 12-23-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Well I thought so,,but your post made me wonder,,,,,because a little common sense would tell you that when the man is up,,everyone is up. Having children I haven't slept in,,,in 18 years.

How about taking me out to breakfast or just letting me fix it so I don't have 3 times the work I did before you cooked honey.

NO HONEY-DO list in my house,,I fix everything.

Maxi pads,,,I am not 16.

I would gladly trade places and go to the store but he wants to go look at tools and not have to watch the kids.

In our house My husband picks the movie so no one to blame but him.

1/2 my life on the web,,,,well I also happen to be working on the net transcribing Med records and watching the kids while hubby is watching a movie or playing in the garage.

So I guess you see why I thought you were a man,,,with the post you made,,,,sorry about the gender mixup.

and on and on ...

12-22-2004, 11:58 PM
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-566615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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12-23-2004, 01:23 PM	#138
CHIEF4EVER Just a man in the 'ghan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Jalalabad, Afghanistan Casino cash: $10004900	I have, likely, the best spouse in the entire world bar NONE. There is noone I would rather spend eternity with. That being said, is there a female law against moving the seat back to it's previous position when finished using her husbands pickup? Honestly. She is about a foot and a half shorter than me and she leaves the pickup seat in the same position she drove it in. Getting back into my own pickup is like sitting in Peewee Hermans baby chair for crying out loud. It is a simple thing really.....husband is 18 inches taller - readjust the seat when done using his pickup so he doesn't get bruises on his extremeties and clausterphobic gettin into his own friggin truck!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Igitur qui deciderat pacem, praeparatur bellum" -Flavius Vegetius Renatus
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12-23-2004, 01:29 PM	#142
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Jazzlover are you a man?
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12-23-2004, 01:55 PM	#149
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1818454	SEE! A broad shows up and already with the naggin', bitchin' and fightin......... Just a week or two ago, you were on here, on a rant about how your Husband was gone all the time working, bringin home the bacon.
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