Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Life I think I'm probably about to up the bar again
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 10 of 37 « First 6789 10 1112131420 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-13-2005, 11:03 AM  
Ultra Peanut Ultra Peanut is offline
v^V^v^V^v^V^
 
Ultra Peanut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Holland*
Casino cash: $10005177
I think I'm probably about to up the bar again
Well, I suspect this is going to be a trip. Because the following is going to be exceptionally long and putting it in the thread starter would be downright criminal once this reaches multiple pages (and trust me, it will), please brace for impact. You really need to brace for impact.

DISCLAIMER FROM FUTURE PSI/UP: DON'T READ THIS MOPEY GARBAGE. IT WAS JUST ME ADMITTING THAT I'M TRANS IN AN OVERLY DRAMATIC FASHION. THINGS ARE QUANTIFIABLY MORE AWESOME FOR ME NOW THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, THE END.
Last edited by Ultra Peanut; 08-30-2011 at 04:12 PM..
Posts: 39,518
Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 01:46 PM   #136
Fire Me Boy! Fire Me Boy! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fire Me Boy!'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Casino cash: $9999900
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Yeah...Thats exactly what I invision the gals you all flirt with looking like.
But hey... at least I added the framed picture of the "good ol' days."
Posts: 35,253
Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 01:50 PM   #137
JimNasium JimNasium is offline
Voodoo Chile
 
JimNasium's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: At the crossroad
Casino cash: $-773143
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Yeah...Thats exactly what I invision the gals you all flirt with looking like.
She's not 300 lbs and she's not a plumber if that helps. I think Brad will back me on this as will MCF.
__________________
World class speed!
Posts: 7,133
JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.JimNasium Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 01:53 PM   #138
Rausch Rausch is offline
Mindful Taoist German
 
Rausch's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $6561662
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimNasium
She's not 300 lbs and she's not a plumber if that helps. I think Brad will back me on this as will MCF.
Nope.

Ninja-Nurse is definitely not a 300 lb man.
__________________
Quote:
"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
Posts: 78,091
Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:11 PM   #139
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by rxrider



You get a rep for that one dude.


I havn't laughed that hard in a long time.
When did you take all the relective surfaces out of your house?
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:19 PM   #140
chiefs4me chiefs4me is offline
Whatever..
 
chiefs4me's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
Well I don't believe it...maybe because it's Friday the 13th and Psi has always been so funny and witty, but I just don't believe it.
Last edited by chiefs4me; 05-13-2005 at 02:34 PM..
Posts: 9,512
chiefs4me is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.chiefs4me is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.chiefs4me is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:31 PM   #141
Kerberos Kerberos is offline
Chiefs Baby
 
Kerberos's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Henderson, NV
Casino cash: $10000632
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
When did you take all the relective surfaces out of your house?

About the same time you tried growing a sense of humor.





.
Posts: 5,638
Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:34 PM   #142
angel angel is offline
so cute
 
angel's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Small Town Kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
Every poster on the board, in my mind is a 300lb plummer named Earl until I'm proven differently.
How did you know?
My secret's out: I'm really a 312lb out of work heating and air conditioning repairman. I live with my mom who loves to cook chicken fried steak for me breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That cute girl I hired to go to the banquet was just posing as me to cover up my lies. She felt really akward there around all you people who she didn't know, and she was really pissed later when all I had to pay her with was some chicken fried steak.
Posts: 1,264
angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:37 PM   #143
ChiTown ChiTown is offline
Stroking to the SB Champs!
 
ChiTown's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $-351038
Quote:
Originally Posted by angel
How did you know?
My secret's out: I'm really a 312lb out of work heating and air conditioning repairman. I live with my mom who loves to cook chicken fried steak for me breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That cute girl I hired to go to the banquet was just posing as me to cover up my lies. She felt really akward there around all you people who she didn't know, and she was really pissed later when all I had to pay her with was some chicken fried steak.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. I am so turned on by fat HVAC chicks.
__________________
Posts: 40,903
ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:39 PM   #144
chiefs4me chiefs4me is offline
Whatever..
 
chiefs4me's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by angel
How did you know?
My secret's out: I'm really a 312lb out of work heating and air conditioning repairman. I live with my mom who loves to cook chicken fried steak for me breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That cute girl I hired to go to the banquet was just posing as me to cover up my lies. She felt really akward there around all you people who she didn't know, and she was really pissed later when all I had to pay her with was some chicken fried steak.



I gotta ask....are you serious about going to a game with anybody on this board that pays the 75 dollars? I mean you would really go with any guy that pays for your ticket?
Posts: 9,512
chiefs4me is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.chiefs4me is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.chiefs4me is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:43 PM   #145
morphius morphius is offline
World's finest morphius
 
morphius's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $5835027
Quote:
Originally Posted by chiefs4me
I gotta ask....are you serious about going to a game with anybody on this board that pays the 75 dollars? I mean you would really go with any guy that pays for your ticket?
Why not, she could meet them at Dartgod's tailgating section, then hang out there afterwards, only has to be with the guy for the time of the game. Hell, I'd have a hard time turning down free tickets.
Posts: 26,022
morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.morphius is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:44 PM   #146
angel angel is offline
so cute
 
angel's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Small Town Kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by chiefs4me
I gotta ask....are you serious about going to a game with anybody on this board that pays the 75 dollars? I mean you would really go with any guy that pays for your ticket?
pretty much, yeah
I really want to go to games, and I don't have any money now that I'm graduating and haven't gotten a job.
I'll be as safe as I can. I'll let everyone know where I am, stay in public view at all times, etc.
Honestly, this is a long-shot deal. I didn't really think anyone would take me up on it. But if anyone will pay for my ticket to a game, as long as they're not a serial killer or some psychopath, I'm going!
Posts: 1,264
angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:45 PM   #147
angel angel is offline
so cute
 
angel's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Small Town Kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by morphius
Why not, she could meet them at Dartgod's tailgating section, then hang out there afterwards, only has to be with the guy for the time of the game. Hell, I'd have a hard time turning down free tickets.
yeah, that too
Posts: 1,264
angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angel must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:51 PM   #148
Kerberos Kerberos is offline
Chiefs Baby
 
Kerberos's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Henderson, NV
Casino cash: $10000632
Quote:
Originally Posted by angel
yeah, that too
So whats in it for the guy that takes you to the game??

$75 can get a nice piece of ass in most places.

I mean a guy has got to have SOMETHING to show for his money!






J/K


.
Posts: 5,638
Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Kerberos must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 02:57 PM   #149
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-472449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by angel
But if anyone will pay for my ticket to a game, as long as they're not a serial killer or some psychopath, I'm going!
So...sociopath is okay, then, right?
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,277
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 03:01 PM   #150
Iowanian Iowanian is offline
Supporter
 
Iowanian's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1808454
Quote:
Originally Posted by angel
How did you know?
My secret's out: I'm really a 312lb out of work heating and air conditioning repairman. I live with my mom who loves to cook chicken fried steak for me breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That cute girl I hired to go to the banquet was just posing as me to cover up my lies. She felt really akward there around all you people who she didn't know, and she was really pissed later when all I had to pay her with was some chicken fried steak.
Well thanks Larry.

I met your unt-double at the tailgate. She was a pretty good kisser but could have used a tictac, and her phone in her back pocket gave me a charlie horse in the thigh. While we didn't fully consumate the relationship, I was glad to give her the wetnap before leaving the porta-john.
Posts: 62,931
Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 10 of 37 « First 6789 10 1112131420 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:50 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.