weirdest sex stuff - Page 10

tooge · 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM

So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?

tooge · 05-16-2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz

another one that i don't know if it's weird on a CP scale or not but ....

went out with this girl .... not "out" exactly. More of a booty call situation.

anyway ... we are going at it and she ends up on top.

i swear it was like someone turns on a faucet ... seriously it was pretty amazing. I could feel it running down onto my stomach ... legs ..... it was like laying in a wading pool or something.

Don't sleep in the "wet spot" had a completely different meaning to it. Seriously it was wet in a 3 foot diameter circle and soaked through a comforter and 2 sheets.

Niagara falls the entire time we were doing the horizontal bop.

She may try to explain it another way, but bud, I hate to tell you, you got peed on. Plain and simple. I have heard of this too, the sphincter that controls the wiz just cant hang in there too long durin gsex sometimes in chicks. Dont worry, you are not the first guy to get peed on.
i honestly wondered how a body could hold that much fluid.

88TG88 · 05-16-2007, 02:03 PM

I heard a funny story on a radio morning talk show about a guy who got stuck. He was banging this chick and she starts getting muscle contractions or some sort of spasms. Her hole tightens up and hes stuck. She pisses on him and craps on him. Then they get scared and call the paramedics. Their parents get involved and since the chick was underage hes now in some serious trouble. Don't know of its 100% true but its f'ing hilarious

Direckshun · 05-16-2007, 02:16 PM

I feel like such a big, strong man, Mr. Hat.

Steve Sewell · 05-16-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

Now the strap on industry has another gender to market too.

A shocker would now require both hands, that would totally suck. What would the Wichita State fans do for their hand signal?

StcChief · 05-16-2007, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell

A shocker would now require both hands, that would totally suck. What would the Wichita State fans do for their hand signal?

No during this strange female morph process

Man will grow another large "finger" to cover that contingence

Steve Sewell · 05-16-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yeah, thanks Amno. My wife's OBGYN actually said to me after me joking about the husband stitch, "Are you sure? She's already pretty tight."

Funny guy.

My bosses dad is a retired OB/GYN. He ran into some chick at a bar a few years ago, and she asked "aren't you a ?", to which he said yes. Then she said, "your Dad was my doctor." And he replied "yeah, he told me you have a great pu$$y!"

That one did not go over well.

Steve Sewell · 05-16-2007, 02:44 PM

In college, I knew a chick with 6 fingers on each hand who used to bang the entire basketball team. I'm sure those 2 extra fingers came in "handy" for those big dudes.

What's funny as hell is that there was a chick in the class under me there that had "Simpson's hands". And my understanding was that she was kinda a loose pistol herself. Weird.

Steve Sewell · 05-16-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz

another one that i don't know if it's weird on a CP scale or not but ....

went out with this girl .... not "out" exactly. More of a booty call situation.

anyway ... we are going at it and she ends up on top.

i swear it was like someone turns on a faucet ... seriously it was pretty amazing. I could feel it running down onto my stomach ... legs ..... it was like laying in a wading pool or something.

Don't sleep in the "wet spot" had a completely different meaning to it. Seriously it was wet in a 3 foot diameter circle and soaked through a comforter and 2 sheets.

Niagara falls the entire time we were doing the horizontal bop.

i honestly wondered how a body could hold that much fluid.

That's called an unintentional golden shower, nothing more.

**Easy 6** · 05-16-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell

That's called an unintentional golden shower, nothing more.

Havent you ever heard of, or seen, a "squirter"???

Its not pee.

Delano · 05-16-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

I heard a funny story on a radio morning talk show about a guy who got stuck. He was banging this chick and she starts getting muscle contractions or some sort of spasms. Her hole tightens up and hes stuck. She pisses on him and craps on him. Then they get scared and call the paramedics. Their parents get involved and since the chick was underage hes now in some serious trouble. Don't know of its 100% true but its f'ing hilarious

I MADE HER WET!!!

Steve Sewell · 05-16-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

Havent you ever heard of, or seen, a "squirter"???

Its not pee.

hell yes it is...you actually buy that crap you see in the movies? Do you also believe that one guy who has the 18" dick is for real? Spare me.

Delano · 05-16-2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell

hell yes it is...you actually buy that crap you see in the movies? Do you also believe that one guy who has the 18" dick is for real? Spare me.

Spare me, tough guy.

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia.org

The latest research indicates the possibility that all women produce female ejaculate, even if they are not aware of it. The expelled or released fluid is not urine, it is an alkaline liquid secreted by the paraurethral glands. The paraurethral glands produce an enzyme called prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP) and glucose (a sugar).

**Easy 6** · 05-16-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Spare me, tough guy.

Hey Delano, scott free has...

..."Given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours, please try again later".

Getcha later.

StcChief · 05-16-2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell

hell yes it is...you actually buy that crap you see in the movies? Do you also believe that one guy who has the 18" dick is for real? Spare me.

Tell that one to Flower Tucci.... get a clue dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Tucci

Mr. Laz · 05-16-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

She may try to explain it another way, but bud, I hate to tell you, you got peed on. Plain and simple. I have heard of this too, the sphincter that controls the wiz just cant hang in there too long durin gsex sometimes in chicks. Dont worry, you are not the first guy to get peed on.

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell

That's called an unintentional golden shower, nothing more.

i think i know the difference between urine and vaginal fluid.

not to mention the smell of urine would be considerable if it has been enough to cover such a huge spot of my bed.

i'm just saying

05-15-2007, 12:12 PM
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $784112	weirdest sex stuff So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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05-16-2007, 02:03 PM	#137
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	I heard a funny story on a radio morning talk show about a guy who got stuck. He was banging this chick and she starts getting muscle contractions or some sort of spasms. Her hole tightens up and hes stuck. She pisses on him and craps on him. Then they get scared and call the paramedics. Their parents get involved and since the chick was underage hes now in some serious trouble. Don't know of its 100% true but its f'ing hilarious
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Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2103447	I feel like such a big, strong man, Mr. Hat.
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05-16-2007, 02:44 PM	#142
Steve Sewell Starter Join Date: Aug 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	In college, I knew a chick with 6 fingers on each hand who used to bang the entire basketball team. I'm sure those 2 extra fingers came in "handy" for those big dudes. What's funny as hell is that there was a chick in the class under me there that had "Simpson's hands". And my understanding was that she was kinda a loose pistol herself. Weird.
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