Random photos from my childhood

[Hammock Parties]

Remember those guys you picked on in school? This is what their photo album looks like.

Observe young, pale-faced GoChiefs drinking tea with annoying Jehovah's Witness kids. I think the one on the far left fancies me. My sisters are also in shot.



This is me, in Scotland, with our Doberman. He's dead now. I am pictured wearing the only pair of Nikes I can recall owning.




This is our first house, in Portlethen, Scotland. Chief (same dog) is guarding the front door - censored.



This is our second house in Newtonhill, Scotland. I am in the background, doing hard labor in the back yard as my mother laughs maniacally.



The stairs from Newtonhill. This photo shows the beginning of my "Dick Tracy/Pirates" phase. I think I still have that shirt somewhere.




More coming...

[Hammock Parties]

Here I am preparing to climb Mt. Everest.



Here is an igloo we actually built. Some nasty boys kicked it down later that night. And that bastard Daniel is wearing my jacket.



And here I am attempting to sell my cousin.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Here I am preparing to climb Mt. Everest.
(Thats what my dirty uncle liked to call his wanger)

FYP

[stlchiefs]

Originally Posted by Claythan

And here I am attempting to sell my cousin.

Hopefully you were able to make a deal before he broke your swing.

[Ugly Duck]

Originally Posted by crispystl420

Nah it just appears that way because he always has his waistline pulled up to his manboobs. Man why would you post those. I mean the vulcan hand shit c'mon man no wonder you've never gotten laid.

Oh, dude... GoChiefs. Did you ever think about hiring a hooker for the night? I mean save up & hire a real hottie to give you some lessons? I'll bet you'd gain instant swagger in your walk & start dressing more manly after one night. And... you'd gain a lot more respect on the Planet. Please consider it....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Your grammar was poor in the sales ad. It should've read, "Make an offer".

The "for sale" sign picture is actually hilarious.

I wanted to keep this comment positive but I couldn't overlook the grey socks with the green and yellow stripes along with the red laces. I think every one of you grey sock wearing morons deserved to be beaten with a hatchet. It's not so much that you wore the grey socks but the fact that you didn't have the sense to wear long pants to protect the rest of us. If you had worn a fanny pack with the grey stripey socks I wouldn't be here to make this post because I'd be driving to Houston to find you and giving the aforementioned beating.

[easymobee]

Great Thread. +5

[Hammock Parties]

OK. Last two.

If you can name this famous historical landmark I'll give you $1,000 in casino cash.



Here I am with my siblings breaking it down.

[Skip Towne]

"The Angle" at Gettysburg?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

"The Angle" at Gettysburg?

No. Here's a hint. It's located in Britain. It's about 2,000 years old.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Claythan

OK. Last two.

If you can name this famous historical landmark I'll give you $1,000 in casino cash.

That, my friend, is Hadrian's Wall.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That, my friend, is Hadrian's Wall.

I figured you would get it.

[Spott]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That, my friend, is Hadrian's Wall.

I was thinking it was that wall where Timothy Robbins buried that cash for Morgan Freeman to find in the Shawshank Redemption.

[Hammock Parties]

OK, we're back, with the birth of a young psychopath. Look at my chilling gaze.

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[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Here I am preparing to climb Mt. Everest.



Here is an igloo we actually built. Some nasty boys kicked it down later that night. And that bastard Daniel is wearing my jacket.



And here I am attempting to sell my cousin.

you're really young.