Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 11

R&GHomer · 11-05-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mizzou5

I can imagine that very easily. Unfortunately, I have found that for some reason I'm a magnet for girls that played softball. Damn the luck. Why couldn't I get the gymnasts instead of the softball chicks?

Man I feel like Al Bundy, but I dated a gymnast in high school. Good Gawd she was a hoty! Could stand on one leg and raise the other parallel to her body. Yea, I got some, but it didn’t take her long to see me for the Dog I was, and dumped me like a hot sack of chit. It’s ok though, I ran into her a couple years back and she ended up fatter than her mom. So I guess; alls well that ends well.

Fairplay · 11-05-2004, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by David.

I poked a bigger girl once. She was a pretty fat girl though, if you can imagine that. Like, she'd be totally hot if she lost 40 pounds.

Take some air out of the blow up doll.

David. · 11-05-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

Take some air out of the blow up doll.

GOOD ONE!

teedubya · 11-05-2004, 02:56 AM

i bet deaf chicks really finger themselves well.

Brando · 11-05-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

i bet deaf chicks really finger themselves well.

Are you playing with yourself? No! I'm just signing to my uterus!

Ghostof · 11-05-2004, 09:00 AM

As far as pictures go, I do have some Kodak pictures of her

do you want the before shots...or the after-shots.

I'd like to share with you all another story if youd like to hear it.

Brando · 11-05-2004, 11:05 AM

I think that I found a picture of your neighbor after hacking into ENDelt's computer

R&GHomer · 11-05-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando

I think that I found a picture of your neighbor after hacking into ENDelt's computer

Nope, that’s not her. She isn’t that fat, but she is a whole lot uglier. Oh, and they where at it again this morning. This shit has to stop. Eeeerduuur, Eeeeerduuur, eaaa auts ewttttttt.

Brando · 11-05-2004, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Sheezus... this thread just keeps getting worse.

Hey man..get yourself a firewall and then I won't have to air your dirty laundry on here

Ghostof · 11-05-2004, 11:11 AM

Oh trust me.

It can get alot worse.

This is mild, I'll get back to this before the day is over.

**Bowser** · 11-05-2004, 11:46 AM

I nominate this thread for the Hall of Classics.

When everyone is done with it, of course.

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