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Old 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM  
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So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:03 PM   #151
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i think i qualify for weirdest sex stuff

i have a female foot fetish big time

i get hard looking at women's feet (as long as they are not completely hideous). i love to get women to let me suck their toes, lick their feet, smell their feet, and nothing is better than getting a footjob

summer and spring time is money for me. girls wearing sandals and showing their feet equals women walking around topless for normal people
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:08 PM   #152
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LOL, this is more in reference to scott free implying that porno movies are proof of female ejaculation. All of those are just chicks peeing.

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In some pornographic movies, women are shown ejaculating a clear or milky fluid. The validity of pornography as a source of evidence is, however, suspect, as there is a strong incentive to generate dramatic visual effects, with no implication or assurance of accurate recording of real events. Allegedly, some of this is done through trick editing or by filling the vagina with fluids from external sources; with the camera on, the woman can then expel the fluid. In other cases, the fluid is clearly seen as coming from her urethra, at high velocity. Urination is sometimes used in this context to provide the illusion of a female ejaculation. Several pornstars exhibit the ability to ejaculate only when their vagina is clear. Cytherea, Flower Tucci, and Tianna Lynn are examples of adult film stars who are frequently seen pausing momentarily to push off their male partner's penis or remove the dildo from their vagina before ejaculating. Other pornstars, such as Sammie Rhodes and Dasha, demonstrate the ability to ejaculate even during intercourse.
Notice stlchief's reference of Flower Tucci as one of the culprits.
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:08 PM   #153
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:11 PM   #154
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Please tell me that you gentlemen can at least identify the urethra on a female...
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:17 PM   #155
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Please tell me that you gentlemen can at least identify the urethra on a female...
Most of the people who think it's a good idea to use porno as evidence that something is real probably can't...
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:19 PM   #156
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:31 PM   #157
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LOL, this is more in reference to scott free implying that porno movies are proof of female ejaculation. All of those are just chicks peeing.



Notice stlchief's reference of Flower Tucci as one of the culprits.
No, this is more in reference to the fact that i've been with a number of girls over the years, who while not true squirters, got incredibly wet & left drippings everywhere at the moment of climax.

So its not too hard to imagine that some girls can go even further with it.

Your apparently an expert on female physiology, so believe whatever in the hell you want. This is possibly the dumbest damn argument i've been in over the last year.
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:49 PM   #158
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i think i qualify for weirdest sex stuff

i have a female foot fetish big time

i get hard looking at women's feet (as long as they are not completely hideous). i love to get women to let me suck their toes, lick their feet, smell their feet, and nothing is better than getting a footjob

summer and spring time is money for me. girls wearing sandals and showing their feet equals women walking around topless for normal people
I don't think I'd be comfortable having some guy sucking on my toes and licking my feet. One, my feet are ticklish. Two, that would just weird me out.
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Old 05-16-2007, 07:10 PM   #159
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I don't think I'd be comfortable having some guy sucking on my toes and licking my feet. One, my feet are ticklish. Two, that would just weird me out.
how about using your feet to ... um ... you know ... please him.

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Old 05-16-2007, 07:12 PM   #160
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how about using your feet to ... um ... you know ... please him.
My feet are pretty low on that list.
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:15 PM   #161
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Did you scratch her behind the ears?

They like that.
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i think i qualify for weirdest sex stuff

i have a female foot fetish big time

i get hard looking at women's feet (as long as they are not completely hideous). i love to get women to let me suck their toes, lick their feet, smell their feet, and nothing is better than getting a footjob

summer and spring time is money for me. girls wearing sandals and showing their feet equals women walking around topless for normal people
Man, I wish I had that. I am more of a legs and ass man myself. Unless chicks start walking around in thongs, I'm just gonna have to use my imagination. Dont their feet ever stink? What about chicks at the lake or beach with pretty yet dirty feet, those count?
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:43 PM   #164
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LOL, this is more in reference to scott free implying that porno movies are proof of female ejaculation. All of those are just chicks peeing.



Notice stlchief's reference of Flower Tucci as one of the culprits.

Dude you are wrong or haven't learned yet what you are doing. Its really and can be done if you know what you are doing.

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Old 05-17-2007, 02:49 PM   #165
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I haven't had any weird sex though I have been with a couple of women that their pussy stunk like it took a bath in sewer water.

Also the thread starter story reminds of Shallow Hal where Jack Black's friend has a tail and he wags it when he is excited
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