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Old 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM  
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LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it!
The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:26 AM   #151
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I don't even need to read this thread, I know what happened already.

Frankie posted a thread, everyone piled on.

Good fun, I'm sure.
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:39 AM   #152
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:40 AM   #153
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:41 AM   #154
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I don't even need to read this thread, I know what happened already.

Frankie posted a thread, everyone piled on.

Good fun, I'm sure.

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Old 08-23-2012, 08:49 AM   #155
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I think Frankie expected this instead
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:52 AM   #156
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I don't even need to read this thread, I know what happened already.

Frankie posted a thread, everyone piled on.

Good fun, I'm sure.
You are a veteran of this place. But in this case, the crap was clearly earned.
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:01 AM   #157
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:12 AM   #158
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:18 AM   #159
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:38 AM   #160
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Yes, back to the show.

You were getting ready to tell us about how you made Michael J Fox physically tremble by your steely gaze?

Or is it about the time you beat Ken Jennings at a game of scrabble? no, no...it's the time you beat Michael Baden at a game of Operation, by Milton Bradley?
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cc, you'd better shut your face hole before *someone*^^^^^ goes Bea Arthur on your ass!!
Bea Arthur today, or 1943?
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:09 AM   #162
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Doesn't really matter, because with a fresh coat of white on his driveway, Frankie is likely to go Bob Ross on your ass and use your face to paint happy little blood trees on his cement mural.


Stop playing with your life man or he's going to use your goatee as his #4 brush and start the lake line!!!
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:15 AM   #164
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I can see why you might be confused about my status as a student, but it would be more appropriate to call me a bus driver, since I just took your wrinkled ass to school.
"Student?" Did I call you a student? If not then did you have to make that up to set up yet another lame line. Was the contortion worth it?
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