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Old 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM  
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Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on.
I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:20 PM   #166
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ahhhh a double bagger..one for her face and one for yours in case hers breaks.
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:20 PM   #167
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:23 PM   #168
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:23 PM   #169
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:52 PM   #170
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I got a hummer from a friend’s large sister when I was in High School. Of course she had no where near the girth of a true Fatty, but one eye wasn’t going any farther south than her chin.
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:57 PM   #171
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I got a hummer from a friend’s large sister when I was in High School. Of course she had no where near the girth of a true Fatty, but one eye wasn’t going any farther south than her chin.




Did she take out her teeth before she preformed the task?
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Old 11-04-2004, 07:41 PM   #172
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This is like a car wreck or maybe more like doing that ugly chick.....you know its disgusting but you can't get up and pull yourself away from it until the end.

I think I have retina damage now.
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Old 11-04-2004, 07:41 PM   #173
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Old 11-04-2004, 07:44 PM   #174
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Old 11-04-2004, 08:38 PM   #175
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Old 11-04-2004, 09:03 PM   #176
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Did she take out her teeth before she preformed the task?
Not sure.... I didn't look at her
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My neighbor refers to one of my less fortunate decisions as simply, "Nickels"... because I once described her by saying it looked like her face caught on fire and someone beat it out with a bag of nickels... and he met her and saw it was accurate.

Lifted that neat little phrase from the Planet, btw.



I know a girl who looks like that. But she looks so bad we called her "Quarters".
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Old 11-04-2004, 10:48 PM   #178
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I poked a bigger girl once. She was a pretty fat girl though, if you can imagine that. Like, she'd be totally hot if she lost 40 pounds.
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Old 11-04-2004, 10:56 PM   #179
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I can imagine that very easily. Unfortunately, I have found that for some reason I'm a magnet for girls that played softball. Damn the luck. Why couldn't I get the gymnasts instead of the softball chicks?
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:08 AM   #180
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twaaaaat did you say????????? I cuuuuuunt hear your, speak up sonny!

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