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Old 12-22-2004, 11:58 PM  
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!



And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.



Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Old 12-23-2004, 02:23 PM   #166
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Why would a woman even think about getting on this thread after reading the title?
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:29 PM   #167
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Yeah. It drives me insane when they do that.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:30 PM   #168
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:31 PM   #169
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Yeah. It drives me insane when they do that.
Man I hate that! It's like when you're taking a shit and the water splashes up on your ass!
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:39 PM   #170
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When she races to the can ahead of me, and uses up all the damn paper,,,,,
Why can't she at least holler out, "Hang on I’ll bring ya some"?
Or tell me "wait, I used all the paper."
But Nooooooo
That’s asking too damn much.
But buddy, just let me forget to leave the toilet seat down,,,,,
Oh that’s another story
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:48 PM   #171
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Don't feel bad Tim. I have to go back out sometime tomorrow or Friday morning before all the stores close up for the day and get a couple more presents for the GF. And I don't have a fucking clue of what to get. She collects the Holiday Barbies so I picked up this years edition. She loves Tigger and collects Tigger shit. So I picked up a couple of fleese-sp sweatshits with Tigger on them. You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???
How about a gift certificate to her favorite spa? Every woman likes a good massage.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:48 PM   #172
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:50 PM   #173
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I don't have a wife.
Quick everyone, act surprised.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:52 PM   #174
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When she races to the can ahead of me, and uses up all the damn paper,,,,,
Why can't she at least holler out, "Hang on I’ll bring ya some"?
Or tell me "wait, I used all the paper."
But Nooooooo
That’s asking too damn much.
But buddy, just let me forget to leave the toilet seat down,,,,,
Oh that’s another story
Either it's getting contagious, or our Raider friend has been playing an elaborate trick on us.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:52 PM   #175
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Alan...........Just give her a self made Coupon book.......where you'l rub her bunyons or whatever.


Scan isn't too far off probably........I got my woman a gift certificate for a foot massage/petticure and stuff that went over well last year.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:58 PM   #176
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Either it's getting contagious, or our Raider friend has been playing an elaborate trick on us.
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Old 12-23-2004, 03:05 PM   #177
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Give me a massage, pedicure, and other such stuff, and I'll be your sex slave.
So you're saying basically that you're a high dollar hooker?
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Old 12-23-2004, 03:09 PM   #179
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Touche. Walked into that, did I? Actually, a ScanFan who feels good is a happy ScanFan. And a happy ScanFan is a giving Scanfan.
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I'll bet he pushes her in the back too.
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