What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? - Page 12

teedubya · 12:02 AM

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

**loochy** · 11-17-2008, 02:50 PM

I'm the nubbiest nub that ever did nub.

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

Why'd I think Mecca was black?

LOL, well if I was black that'd be pretty interesting.

**morphius** · 11-17-2008, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

My friend saw that video and said "this song is awesome, how long did it take you to write it?"

Of all the videos of theirs I have looked at, that is the one that looks most like you, even as disturbing as that video is.

Sure-Oz · 11-17-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

LOL, well if I was black that'd be pretty interesting.

Frosty · 11-17-2008, 03:28 PM

anonymity

**Saulbadguy** · 11-17-2008, 03:29 PM

Don't have one.

**Bearcat** · 11-17-2008, 03:54 PM

I once had a schtick where I was my own little arrogant know-it-all brother. It was a classic big-brother-picking-on-little-brother relationship where the big brother was trying to be supportive while knocking the little brother down a peg but the little brother wouldn't ever StFU for 2 seconds and listen so I created a twist where he ran into a house while learning how to drive.

j/k

Demonpenz · 11-17-2008, 04:22 PM

my first shtick was to just play dumb reerun about everything. Fishing people. That went on for like 3 years. Now I just come up with random shit and draw ms paint pictures of shamwows, wolf shirts, airwolf and mcribbs

**Donger** · 11-17-2008, 05:00 PM

I do not have a stick of which I'm aware.

RJ · 11-17-2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoDonger

I do not have a stick of which I'm aware.

No? Why not?

**Donger** · 11-17-2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ

No? Why not?

I'm not big on introspection.

Friendo · 11-17-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ

No? Why not?

Why do you ask?

Katipan · 11-17-2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoDonger

I'm not big on introspection.

Why not? Self examination is fun. Use a mirror and lotion.

**Donger** · 11-17-2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

Why not? Self examination is fun. Use a mirror and lotion.

I'm scared of what I'll find.

Katipan · 11-17-2008, 05:58 PM

Corn nuts?

11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP. I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using. Damn you CP 2.0!!1 I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible. So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia. while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness. [ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ] Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most. Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there. So now... I need a new schpeil. Gaz had his gay font he used. Rainman has his polls. FAX did limericks. Donger patented the question mark. Simply Red starts very feminine threads. Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams. Skip Towne is old. Phobia has mod abuse hilarity. Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going. \|Zach\| has this smug snarkiness deal Herzig has a ridiculous post count. George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets. Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'. Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever. Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life. I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities. That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now. Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest? Last edited by teedubya; 11-17-2008 at 12:02 AM..
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11-17-2008, 02:50 PM	#166
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $-1689603	I'm the nubbiest nub that ever did nub.
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11-17-2008, 03:28 PM	#170
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington Casino cash: $3398243	anonymity
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11-17-2008, 03:29 PM	#171
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $736966	Don't have one.
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11-17-2008, 03:54 PM	#172
Bearcat Would an idiot do that? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Arizona Casino cash: $-1015069	I once had a schtick where I was my own little arrogant know-it-all brother. It was a classic big-brother-picking-on-little-brother relationship where the big brother was trying to be supportive while knocking the little brother down a peg but the little brother wouldn't ever StFU for 2 seconds and listen so I created a twist where he ran into a house while learning how to drive. j/k
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11-17-2008, 04:22 PM	#173
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-353864	my first shtick was to just play dumb reerun about everything. Fishing people. That went on for like 3 years. Now I just come up with random shit and draw ms paint pictures of shamwows, wolf shirts, airwolf and mcribbs __________________
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11-17-2008, 05:00 PM	#174
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6819900 VARSITY	I do not have a stick of which I'm aware. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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11-17-2008, 05:58 PM	#180
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-909649	Corn nuts?
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