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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:50 AM   #166
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:52 AM   #167
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:53 AM   #168
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Someone locked the room from the outside so we really had no other choice.
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:55 AM   #169
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The drinks were spiked with a sustance the created a high yet horny feeling.
Luv was gulping it in gallons.
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:59 AM   #170
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:00 AM   #171
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:02 AM   #172
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The party turned into a disaster when we ran out Leather whips and strap on devices. It went into full riot conditions.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:07 AM   #173
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Workin' on our night moves, Trying to lose the awkward teenage blues, Workin' on out night moves, In the summertime, And oh the wonder, Felt the lightning, And we waited on the thunder, Waited on the thunder.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:07 AM   #174
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Then this priest named Father bundle of sticksagin stopped the party momentarily to gather all the boys from 7 to 11 yeas old to his private study room.
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:45 AM   #175
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I think the best revenge sex I ever had was getting caught by a mother while her daughter was blowing me. The mother hated me (wouldn't let me in the house), so the girl and I were just hanging out in her front yard, talking. The mom came out and said, "I'm going out for a bit. Don't let Donger in the house" and she drove off.

The daughter took me by the hand and took me into the house. We went into the front room (which was one of those "kids off limits" rooms) and we sat down on the sofa. Off go my pants and she's sucking like crazy. All of a sudden, the front door swings open, and it's mom. I'll never forget the look of horror on her her face.
Except she wasn't actually sucking, she was more like just licking your jeans down there, huh?

Hated your "hand-job" story, sport.
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:11 AM   #176
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BTW, hypothetically, when they say "thats not it", does that count as anal?
I had that happen to me.

Wait. Let me specify, I was pitching at the time, not catching, and it was with my wife.
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:01 AM   #177
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Except she wasn't actually sucking, she was more like just licking your jeans down there, huh?

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Old 07-07-2010, 08:33 AM   #178
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Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.

It involved a monkey, horse and a one armed midget.

I win.
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:59 AM   #180
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It involved a monkey, horse and a one armed midget and Luv.

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