Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 13

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

tk13 · 11-05-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mizzou5

I can imagine that very easily. Unfortunately, I have found that for some reason I'm a magnet for girls that played softball. Damn the luck. Why couldn't I get the gymnasts instead of the softball chicks?

Gymnasts? You want some 80 pound 14 year old girl?

el borracho · 11-05-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KS Smitty

twaaaaat did you say????????? I cuuuuuunt hear your, speak up sonny!

(sorry if a repeat)

Sounds like you might have an infuckshun in your ear. I bare ass you again.

Miles · 11-05-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by mizzou5

I can imagine that very easily. Unfortunately, I have found that for some reason I'm a magnet for girls that played softball. Damn the luck. Why couldn't I get the gymnasts instead of the softball chicks?

JERRY: I couldn't believe it. Uh, I mean I thought I was entering a "magical world" of sensual delights, but it was just so ordinary. I mean, there was nothing gymnastic about it.

ELAINE: Well, what did you think she was gonna do?

JERRY: Well, you know. I mean... I dunno.

ELAINE: No, what?

JERRY: Well, obviously I prefer not to mention any, you know...

ELAINE: What did you think, she was going to take some of that chalk and...

JERRY: You see, now I really don't want to get into this, any kind of specifics...

ELAINE: Oh, come on. One thing? One thing! What?

JERRY: Well... Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.

KRAMER: You mean like the uneven parallel bars?

JERRY: See, again, I really don't feel that...

ELAINE: The balance beam?

JERRY: Could we stop?

ELAINE: (gasps in mock surprise) Not the pommel horse?

Spicy McHaggis · 11-05-2004, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Fat girls need love, too.

But they gotta pay.

teedubya · 11-05-2004, 02:56 AM

i bet deaf chicks really finger themselves well.

Fairplay · 11-05-2004, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by David.

I poked a bigger girl once. She was a pretty fat girl though, if you can imagine that. Like, she'd be totally hot if she lost 40 pounds.

Take some air out of the blow up doll.

Brando · 11-05-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

i bet deaf chicks really finger themselves well.

Are you playing with yourself? No! I'm just signing to my uterus!

Ghostof · 11-05-2004, 09:00 AM

As far as pictures go, I do have some Kodak pictures of her

do you want the before shots...or the after-shots.

I'd like to share with you all another story if youd like to hear it.

Brando · 11-05-2004, 11:05 AM

I think that I found a picture of your neighbor after hacking into ENDelt's computer

R&GHomer · 11-05-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizzou5

I can imagine that very easily. Unfortunately, I have found that for some reason I'm a magnet for girls that played softball. Damn the luck. Why couldn't I get the gymnasts instead of the softball chicks?

Man I feel like Al Bundy, but I dated a gymnast in high school. Good Gawd she was a hoty! Could stand on one leg and raise the other parallel to her body. Yea, I got some, but it didn’t take her long to see me for the Dog I was, and dumped me like a hot sack of chit. It’s ok though, I ran into her a couple years back and she ended up fatter than her mom. So I guess; alls well that ends well.

Brando · 11-05-2004, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Sheezus... this thread just keeps getting worse.

Hey man..get yourself a firewall and then I won't have to air your dirty laundry on here

Ghostof · 11-05-2004, 11:11 AM

Oh trust me.

It can get alot worse.

This is mild, I'll get back to this before the day is over.

R&GHomer · 11-05-2004, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brando

I think that I found a picture of your neighbor after hacking into ENDelt's computer

Nope, that’s not her. She isn’t that fat, but she is a whole lot uglier. Oh, and they where at it again this morning. This shit has to stop. Eeeerduuur, Eeeeerduuur, eaaa auts ewttttttt.

Ghostof · 11-05-2004, 11:43 AM

True Story:

My freaky ex, who was 20 at the time, yes the same one I wrote about yesterday, she told me up front about how she liked to swallow. Well, that’s cool, saves the chance of her getting pregnant somewhat. I sure as hell didn’t kiss her for a few days after that, because by then the scope and toothpaste would have done the number. Anyways, after a few times she told me that whatever I ate, steak, vegetables, soda, IT would taste like it. So, just to be an asshole and I knew I'd never end up with her, I made it a point to eat the most disgusting and sour foods I could handle. There were a couple times when she just couldn’t handle it and it came back up. I think I really screwed her up for the next guy in line but oh well, I was young at the time and didn’t know any better.

I don’t know if she was deprived growing up or what, but she and I would go to McDonalds or Sonic and any left over drink in the cup would go into her fridge for later on. I always thought that was strange, because she had money and wasn’t exactly poor, but oh well.

Now the story, since you heard the background.

She lived about two hours away from me. So on the weekends, we made up for the time we were away from each other, at least that’s what she always told me. I didn’t see it as that. I'm glad we lived that far away. On one weekend in particular I was invited up to spend the night with her. That night we went to Sonic, she picked up a lime-aid, and we went to the park and were messing around. She got me close and she said "Hey I have an idea, come in the cup this time and then I can have you tomorrow when you’re not around." Wow, well never in my life has anyone said that before, but ok, what do I have to lose. So I did it. We drove around for a bit and then went back home. I slept in the living room and she went to bed in her bedroom. The next day I grab my stuff and leave after breakfast. I get home and she calls up. She wanted to know if I threw her cup away. I said "no, why?" She tells me that she opened the fridge and it was gone, she had put it there the night before. I had to get some chores done around the house and told her to call back later.

That afternoon, she calls up and said that she got off the phone with me and dumped the trash, and seen the sonic cup in the trash....empty. She later learned that her mom seen the cup in the fridge that morning and finished the leftover lime-aid. She never told her mom about why the lime-aid had such a sour taste that day.

Brando · 11-05-2004, 11:46 AM

Hey Ghost of

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R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	As far as pictures go, I do have some Kodak pictures of her do you want the before shots...or the after-shots. I'd like to share with you all another story if youd like to hear it.
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11-05-2004, 11:43 AM	#194
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	True Story: My freaky ex, who was 20 at the time, yes the same one I wrote about yesterday, she told me up front about how she liked to swallow. Well, that’s cool, saves the chance of her getting pregnant somewhat. I sure as hell didn’t kiss her for a few days after that, because by then the scope and toothpaste would have done the number. Anyways, after a few times she told me that whatever I ate, steak, vegetables, soda, IT would taste like it. So, just to be an asshole and I knew I'd never end up with her, I made it a point to eat the most disgusting and sour foods I could handle. There were a couple times when she just couldn’t handle it and it came back up. I think I really screwed her up for the next guy in line but oh well, I was young at the time and didn’t know any better. I don’t know if she was deprived growing up or what, but she and I would go to McDonalds or Sonic and any left over drink in the cup would go into her fridge for later on. I always thought that was strange, because she had money and wasn’t exactly poor, but oh well. Now the story, since you heard the background. She lived about two hours away from me. So on the weekends, we made up for the time we were away from each other, at least that’s what she always told me. I didn’t see it as that. I'm glad we lived that far away. On one weekend in particular I was invited up to spend the night with her. That night we went to Sonic, she picked up a lime-aid, and we went to the park and were messing around. She got me close and she said "Hey I have an idea, come in the cup this time and then I can have you tomorrow when you’re not around." Wow, well never in my life has anyone said that before, but ok, what do I have to lose. So I did it. We drove around for a bit and then went back home. I slept in the living room and she went to bed in her bedroom. The next day I grab my stuff and leave after breakfast. I get home and she calls up. She wanted to know if I threw her cup away. I said "no, why?" She tells me that she opened the fridge and it was gone, she had put it there the night before. I had to get some chores done around the house and told her to call back later. That afternoon, she calls up and said that she got off the phone with me and dumped the trash, and seen the sonic cup in the trash....empty. She later learned that her mom seen the cup in the fridge that morning and finished the leftover lime-aid. She never told her mom about why the lime-aid had such a sour taste that day.
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