Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 13

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Scanfan55 · 12-23-2004, 03:23 PM

Iowanian,you can count on it; I like it many different ways.

**Nzoner** · 12-23-2004, 03:25 PM

Just happened today at the office Christmas party,we agreed not to buy for each other this year because we're taking a trip next month.

Did that happen,oh hell no,she got for me and here I am in front of her and the employees with a dumbfounded look and such saying,"but you said...."

Looks like I'm going Christmas shopping tonight

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2004, 03:27 PM

congratulations on taking it in the can.

Brando · 12-23-2004, 04:03 PM

I found out last night that mine has been sneaking the thermostat up to 75. I just looked at my new gas bill $200. I told her last night that it stays on 69 because we live in an old house and no matter what she puts it on it will only get to 69. I come home today and she's been off. The damn thing is set on 74. I'm going to kick her in the box when she gets home!

journeyscarab · 12-23-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando

I'm going to kick her in the box when she gets home!

tburg · 12-23-2004, 05:36 PM

wife: "honey can you check to see if the xmas tree needs any water"
me: I just did yesterday and it was fine
wife: "just check again for me"
me: ok hang on, (checking the water) yeah its down 1 knuckle better fill it up

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

I don't have a wife.

I have no doubt you'll marry someday Little Buddy......

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2004, 05:46 PM

Let me break it down for you...

**Rain Man** · 12-23-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Scanfan64

Give me a massage, pedicure, and other such stuff, and I'll be your sex slave.

I'm lazy but perverted. Could I just pay for the massage and pedicure?

(Uh, someone warn me if you hear my wife coming, okay?)

Brando · 12-23-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

(Uh, someone warn me if you hear my wife coming, okay?)

Shit..she ain't even breathing heavy yet. But I'll be sure to let you know when she's cumming

cookster50 · 12-23-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ck_IN

My biggest is her complete inability to turn off lights. Sometimes every light in the house will be on. Often I literally walk behind her and turn off lights.

Mine does that. I've almost got her broke of it though. When we first got married this would happen daily, now it happens maybe once or twice a month.

DT4everaChief · 12-23-2004, 07:29 PM

My wife never turned off the lights after leaving a room in the house. It friggin drove me crazy. I broke her of that fast, it was funny. I was the one who had to change the light bulbs when they burnt out. What I stopped doing was changing the light bulbs when they burnt out. She kept asking me when I was gonna change the bulb my response was when you can learn to turn off the lights after leaving a room. She got tired of being in the dark and changed quick.

Brando · 12-23-2004, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DT4everaChief

My wife never turned off the lights after leaving a room in the house. It friggin drove me crazy. I broke her of that fast, it was funny. I was the one who had to change the light bulbs when they burnt out. What I stopped doing was changing the light bulbs when they burnt out. She kept asking me when I was gonna change the bulb my response was when you can learn to turn off the lights after leaving a room. She got tired of being in the dark and changed quick.

Thanks for the great idea! Not only does mine like to hike up the thermostat but she also has to leave every fuggin' light in the house on.
You Da MAN!

Hammock Parties · 12-23-2004, 07:57 PM

After reading all of this I am convinced I will never have a meaningful relationship with a woman. Simply for the fact that I am incapable of putting up with all the bullshit. I would either off the bitch or she would dump me.

Perhaps I shall become a gay man.

Brando · 12-23-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by UserName

After reading all of this I am convinced I will never have a meaningful relationship with a woman. Simply for the fact that I am incapable of putting up with all the bullshit. I would either off the bitch or she would dump me.

Perhaps I shall become a gay man.

It's amazing how much more shit you can tolerate as you get a few years older. Even with all the bitching I wouldn't give up my fiance for anyone. There's a lot of shit that she does for me. You'll find a good woman...or become a gay man

12-22-2004, 11:58 PM
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