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Old 12-22-2004, 11:58 PM  
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!



And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.



Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Old 12-23-2004, 08:17 PM   #196
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My wife never turned off the lights after leaving a room in the house. It friggin drove me crazy. I broke her of that fast, it was funny. I was the one who had to change the light bulbs when they burnt out. What I stopped doing was changing the light bulbs when they burnt out. She kept asking me when I was gonna change the bulb my response was when you can learn to turn off the lights after leaving a room. She got tired of being in the dark and changed quick.
She probably knew that turning lights on and off is what causes them to burn out so she left them on. Have you ever had a bulb burn out while it was on?
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Old 12-23-2004, 08:38 PM   #197
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Old 12-23-2004, 08:47 PM   #198
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Old 12-23-2004, 08:48 PM   #199
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:32 PM   #200
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I'm not so sure in this case. He seems to be having a lot of trouble getting his nuts to drop. We may have to have DC go check that.
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:34 PM   #201
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I'd imagine seeing Rob naked has a LOT to do with that.
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:57 PM   #202
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I'm not so sure in this case. He seems to be having a lot of trouble getting his nuts to drop. We may have to have DC go check that.
I'm pretty sure my nuts have dropped, thanks. I mean, something would have to be really wrong for them not to have, right?
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:10 PM   #203
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I'm pretty sure my nuts have dropped, thanks. I mean, something would have to be really wrong for them not to have, right?
Yeah, that would be right if your inspection confirms they are dropped. However, we might need DC to confirm that. There is also the possibility that you are a hermaphrodite and have one set of each. You would be the second one we have encountered here on the Planet. I'm not really interested except that you are such a vile individual and we should find out why you are allowed to stay among us normal people. Mods!!! Please attend to this!!!
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:28 PM   #204
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Nothing my wife has done, but a guy I work with has a few dozies (I hope he doesn't mind).

My co-worker works on a lot of cars, and was using an empty five-gallon bucket left over from restaining his deck for draining transmision fluid into.

His wife tells him one evening that she gave the deck another coat using leftover stain from the five gallon bucket.

"Was it red?" he asked.

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I asked him how it looked, "Not really bad, I just don't know what transmission fluid does to wood."
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:37 PM   #206
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Old 12-24-2004, 02:44 AM   #207
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A 200+ post thread. Cool.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who's getting fucking tortured.....
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Old 12-24-2004, 02:53 AM   #208
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Nice to know I'm not the only one who's getting fucking tortured.....
I can identify with you. You living in Chi-town is torture enough. The bastard that designed the Stevenson so called fuggin Expressway need to be hung from one of his own overpasses by his genitalia. And the guy in charge of ensuring "speedy" completion of the construction on I80/94 (which has been going on since America was discovered) can join him.

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Old 12-24-2004, 03:25 AM   #209
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I can identify with you. You living in Chi-town is torture enough. The bastard that designed the Stevenson so called fuggin Expressway need to be hung from one of his own overpasses by his genitalia. And the guy in charge of ensuring "speedy" completion of the construction on I80/94 (which has been going on since America was discovered) can join him.
If you think the Stevenson is bad, you really should try the Eisenhower. At the spot where it goes down from four lanes to three, there are two exits from the LEFT lane, and traffic backs up for miles at that spot. I drove in to work yesterday because I had Christmas presents. Took me nearly two hours to get home. Makes the Stevenson look like the Brickyard.

I hope whoever designed that piece of shit is roasting on a spit in hell right now.
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Old 12-24-2004, 05:39 AM   #210
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I'm sitting here at 5:30 in the morning because my wife evidently couldn't sleep. She's slammed every door in the palce turned on every light that could possibly shine in the bedroom so now I'm up coffee at hand and she's sleeping on the damn couch. Merry F***ing Christmas
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