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Old 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM  
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So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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Old 05-18-2007, 01:24 PM   #211
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Wouldn't ice cubes have the opposite effect on what you're trying to achieve? Maybe it makes it more challenging.

I wouldn't know. I've never received one with ice cubes before.
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Old 05-18-2007, 01:40 PM   #212
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Wouldn't ice cubes have the opposite effect on what you're trying to achieve? Maybe it makes it more challenging.
actually the mouth can turn into a blur of wet and warmth


a little bit of cold can sharpen the sensations and prevent the "blur"


too much cold can be rather painful


if you want to try it .... start with just a small chip. one small enough that it will melt after a few minutes. you mouth will stay cold for much longer. You can always add another chip later.


btw - the mouth isn't the only place to try a piece of ice
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:03 PM   #213
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I wouldn't know. I've never received one with ice cubes before.
I've had one with ice cubes. Makes it hard to enjoy because you are focusing on the cold. Maybe I was focusing on the wrong thing......
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:04 PM   #214
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I've had one with ice cubes. Makes it hard to enjoy because you are focusing on the cold. Maybe I was focusing on the wrong thing......
I'm usually having an argument inside my head about whether or not I should tell her that I'm about too..........
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:06 PM   #215
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It's better to not tell her. Make it a surprise. Women LOVE surprises.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:08 PM   #216
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It's better to not tell her. Make it a surprise. Women LOVE surprises.

Yeah...they love surprises......like I love getting punched in the head.

I've already surprised one ex-girlfriend.....and her eye didn't like it too much.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:17 PM   #217
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Yeah...they love surprises......like I love getting punched in the head.

I've already surprised one ex-girlfriend.....and her eye didn't like it too much.

Her eye? You weren't aiming correctly.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:22 PM   #218
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Her eye? You weren't aiming correctly.


No it was actually a once in a lifetime shot......

She got hit in the eye.....and I was in between her legs. Somehow God blessed me with the perfect force and angle that day.
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:12 PM   #219
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As promised.

GoChiefs, please try not to freak out this time.
wow! thank you so much - you are awesome

i have to tell you that you have very sexy feet. you take very good care of them! try not to take that creepy, i am just complimenting you on your feet

thanks again - i am definitely keeping that pic
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:15 PM   #220
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No it was actually a once in a lifetime shot......

She got hit in the eye.....and I was in between her legs. Somehow God blessed me with the perfect force and angle that day.
They also like it if u say "OWNED" right after u get them in the eye.
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:45 PM   #221
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They also like it if u say "OWNED" right after u get them in the eye.

I'll keep that in mind....and then I'll take a picture.
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:53 PM   #222
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It's better to not tell her. Make it a surprise. Women LOVE surprises.
Not ALL surprises.
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:54 PM   #223
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Not ALL surprises.

How about a shot in the eye surprise? lol
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:00 PM   #224
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Not ALL surprises.
Sure you do. All women LOVE surprises regardless of what they are.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:43 PM   #225
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After reading most of this thread, I have come to the conclusion that FootFanatic has confused feet with the vagina.
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