Chiefs Let's talk about the ****ing Bills. - Page 15

Direckshun · 11-02-2014, 08:19 PM

This one is huge, people. If you didn't already know, and aren't already reading along in the two threads we're discussing this, this one could be for an NFL tiebreaker. Plus, it is a game we need to win so that we don't have to beat the league's most talented teams later to compensate.

The Bills are 5-3. We are 5-3. This, for all intents and purposes, is a playoff game. And it's in ****ing Buffalo, a place where they're almost as starved for playoff success as we are. Even worse, they're coming off a bye.

What the hell happened in Buffalo? This team was a hopeless dope of a franchise for years. They were awful last year. Now, they're suddenly competent and possibly even good? Without a running game??? What??

I'll tell you what happened. Kyle ****ing Orton happened. All of a sudden, the Bills have a QB who doesn't Belcher their entire chance at success. Orton can, you know, actually pass the ball, can adequately read defenses, and doesn't make gargantuan ****ing mistakes like EJ Manuel and Jeff Tuel did. And prepare yourself for this week, because Claythan is going to be blowing Orton all week and it's going to be ridiculous.

Orton's having a very good year by his standards, but there's two major catches to his success:

The Bills do not have a run game, and therefore depend on Orton for their offensive success.
He is still Kyle Orton.

That means you can expect Orton's effectiveness to evaporate like a Chiefs fan's hopes and dreams when he's under pressure. You can also expect him to struggle squeezing the ball into tight windows, which is why Orton has historically been terrible in the red zone.

He's been better this year in the red zone, but still nobody's idea of a world beater. The primary reason he's been getting some success is because they have their own Percy Harvin, which we apparently struggle mightily with, named Sammie Watkins. This Watkins kid isn't the polished route-runner that Harvin is, but he's bigger and every bit as athletic. He can absolutely torch people, and the Chiefs need to have this asshole on lockdown.

After that, they have several nice, adequate weapons in supporting roles. I've always really liked Scott Chandler at TE, and angled a few years back for the Chiefs to pick him up in FA. Mike Williams is a big WR who had a super productive year in Tampa and can still have a big catch from time to time, Robert Woods is a smooth route runner, and Marquise Goodwin is a re-****ing-diculous speedster.

At RB, it's a mess. Fred Jackson has missed time, and will probably be out. CJ Spiller is dead. Their lead RB, and this is true, is a guy named Boobie Dixon. Also known as Anthony Dixon, he was a 245 lbs, fatass plodder that the 49ers could never find use for. He's meh. They also have Bryce Brown, who is alright.

I really like their OL, which is a reason Orton's been able to sling it fairly well. Cordy Glenn is a ridiculous monster athlete of a LT, but he's still learning and is very young. Seantrel Henderson is another extremely large, very athletic tackle at RT, just a great pair of gigantic athletes there. Erik Wood is a decent, capable center, nothing special, but I don't know much about how Cyril Richardson and Erik Pears are playing at guard. Maybe we've got some New Englanders here who can enlighten us.

So that's a capable offense. But the defense is why they are 5-3.

This defensive line is impossible. Mario Williams is not the game changer he once was, but he gets his off the edge. The middle of the DL is probably the best the NFL has to offer: Marcel Dareus and Kyle Williams are ****ing impossible. They disrupt anything and everything, and are ferocious against the pass (Dareus has SEVEN SACKS) and the run. Shit... is about to get real. Off the other edge they have Jerry Hughes, a former 1st round bust who is off pace to notch 11 sack this year. This DL is the worst.

I don't know anything about Nigel Bradham at OLB, who apparently leads their team in tackles. Keith Rivers is injured again, so they play rookie Preston Brown at the other OLB spot -- Brown is not terribly athletic, but is a sound tackler. They have Brandon Spikes at ILB, the epitome of slow and heady.

Expect a heavy dosage of Stephon Gilmore on Bowe. Gilmore is a physical, smart corner who is a true #1 CB. Leonis McKelvin is a former 1st round bust -- great athlete, but very average at the #2 CB position -- which is probably enough against our poverty receiving corps.

Aaron Williams has been reborn as a very good safety in Buffalo after playing poorly as a CB early in his career. I don't know a damn thing about Da'Norris Searcy but his stats indicate a jack of all trades, and a master of none.

This is one of those games you get up for, people. It's going to be a very intense week getting up for this game, and having to put up with Claynus' Orton-whoring this week won't make it much better.

Let's win this ****ing game.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 11-03-2014, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

They also have a mighty warrior.

**hometeam** · 11-03-2014, 09:48 PM

Somehow we play the Bills every year.

**** it, we are gonna win again.

Dunerdr · 11-03-2014, 10:01 PM

De'anthony ****ing Thomas. I have a feeling that he's gonna have a game. He's got the speed to get between the lbs and the secondary before our line takes a shit. I've got a feeling he's gonna rape face.

**BossChief** · 11-03-2014, 10:02 PM

Darius and Williams are gonna be throwing Fulton and McGlynn around all game. Those two are monsters. Hudson is gonna have his hands full trying to keep order in the interior of the line.

I think Fisher going up against Mario Williams is a good matchup. Should be fun to watch.

I also like our chances with Harris (who is a very very good tackle if he can stay healthy) against Lawson or Hughes.

If we let Darius and Kyle Williams get going and wreak havok, Andy Reid better call one hell of a game trying to wear those two out so we can finish the game running the ball.

**wazu** · 11-03-2014, 10:04 PM

Just realized that this thread title could have also been authored by a hooker who is looking to collect on some outstanding debts.

**DaneMcCloud** · 11-03-2014, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

In case you haven't noticed there isn't exactly a long line of QB's wanting to play in KC...

Instead of competing for the starting job against Matt Cassel, Captain Neckbeard took a backup position in Dallas, only to whine his way out of Texas.

Yeah, he's the guy you want behind center.

OldSchool · 11-03-2014, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

Darius and Williams are gonna be throwing Fulton and McGlynn around all game. Those two are monsters. Hudson is gonna have his hands full trying to keep order in the interior of the line.

I think Fisher going up against Mario Williams is a good matchup. Should be fun to watch.

I also like our chances with Harris (who is a very very good tackle if he can stay healthy) against Lawson or Hughes.

If we let Darius and Kyle Williams get going and wreak havok, Andy Reid better call one hell of a game trying to wear those two out so we can finish the game running the ball.

That's what I'm most worried about against the Bills. Dareus and Williams will be the best interior combo that we will face all season long and Fulton and McGlynn are going to get their shit pushed in.

thabear04 · 11-03-2014, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam

Somehow we play the Bills every year.

**** it, we are gonna win again.

Let me guess we play the Bills next season too.

Direckshun · 11-03-2014, 11:38 PM

We very well may.

I bet the Chiefs and Bills end up as the 2nd best teams in both divisions.

Although the Chargers and Dolphins may change that.

**Rausch** · 11-03-2014, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Instead of competing for the starting job against Matt Cassel, Captain Neckbeard took a backup position in Dallas, only to whine his way out of Texas.

Yeah, he's the guy you want behind center.

If it's between him, Brady Quinn, or Ca$$hole I'll go neckbeard every time...

**DaneMcCloud** · 11-03-2014, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

If it's between him, Brady Quinn, or Ca$$hole I'll go neckbeard every time...

Except that Neckbeard bowed out of the competition.

Say what you will about Cassel (and there's not much, other than he sucks and has always sucked) but he was never a quitter.

**Easy 6** · 11-03-2014, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

Kyle Orton reads this board.

He is going to **** our secondary for this post.

He is just going to rear back with his big penis arm and **** Sean Smith HARD.

A man with nothing to lose is a man to fear.

BlackOp · 11-03-2014, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Say what you will about Cassel (and there's not much, other than he sucks and has always sucked) but he was never a quitter.

That's the ONLY thing the dude had going for him...he's living a charmed life. He has $40+ million in the bank..sucking at what he does. He didn't even have to play in college..Shit....I would play with my spleen hanging out for that type of cash too..

I've never seen a starting QB as inaccurate as that guy..making the money he did. He could not hit a WR in stride to save his life...he even made the ****ing pro-bowl..what a sham career.

After going through the Polio/Haley/Casshole years...makes me really appreciate Reid/Dorsey/Smith.,,mainly because they are great at what they do...and arent total narcissistic pricks in the process.

Smith should go back and watch Bowe in his banner year..he would realize that he doesn't have to be open..or even accurate with his throws to him...just close your eyes and chuck it like Cassel.

lcarus · 11-03-2014, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Except that Neckbeard bowed out of the competition.

Say what you will about Cassel (and there's not much, other than he sucks and has always sucked) but he was never a quitter.

I never had a problem whatsoever with Cassel's work ethic and professionalism. I want all my teams players to be like that.

Unfortunately, he just sucks.

BlackOp · 11-03-2014, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OldSchool

That's what I'm most worried about against the Bills. Dareus and Williams will be the best interior combo that we will face all season long and Fulton and McGlynn are going to get their shit pushed in.

They practice against Poe every day...this wont be a shock to them.

11-02-2014, 08:19 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2113447	Let's talk about the ing Bills. This one is huge, people. If you didn't already know, and aren't already reading along in the two threads we're discussing this, this one could be for an NFL tiebreaker. Plus, it is a game we need to win so that we don't have to beat the league's most talented teams later to compensate. The Bills are 5-3. We are 5-3. This, for all intents and purposes, is a playoff game. And it's in ***ing Buffalo, a place where they're almost* as starved for playoff success as we are. Even worse, they're coming off a bye. What the hell happened in Buffalo? This team was a hopeless dope of a franchise for years. They were awful last year. Now, they're suddenly competent and possibly even good? Without a running game??? What?? I'll tell you what happened. Kyle **ing Orton happened. All of a sudden, the Bills have a QB who doesn't Belcher their entire chance at success. Orton can, you know, actually pass the ball, can adequately read defenses, and doesn't make gargantuan ing mistakes like EJ Manuel and Jeff Tuel did. And prepare yourself for this week, because Claythan is going to be blowing Orton all week and it's going to be ridiculous. Orton's having a very good year by his standards, but there's two major catches to his success: The Bills do not have a run game, and therefore depend on Orton for their offensive success. He is still Kyle Orton. That means you can expect Orton's effectiveness to evaporate like a Chiefs fan's hopes and dreams when he's under pressure. You can also expect him to struggle squeezing the ball into tight windows, which is why Orton has historically been terrible in the red zone. He's been better this year in the red zone, but still nobody's idea of a world beater. The primary reason he's been getting some success is because they have their own Percy Harvin, which we apparently struggle mightily with, named Sammie Watkins. This Watkins kid isn't the polished route-runner that Harvin is, but he's bigger and every bit as athletic. He can absolutely torch people, and the Chiefs need to have this asshole on lockdown. After that, they have several nice, adequate weapons in supporting roles. I've always really liked Scott Chandler at TE, and angled a few years back for the Chiefs to pick him up in FA. Mike Williams is a big WR who had a super productive year in Tampa and can still have a big catch from time to time, Robert Woods is a smooth route runner, and Marquise Goodwin is a re-ing-diculous speedster. At RB, it's a mess. Fred Jackson has missed time, and will probably be out. CJ Spiller is dead. Their lead RB, and this is true, is a guy named Boobie Dixon. Also known as Anthony Dixon, he was a 245 lbs, fatass plodder that the 49ers could never find use for. He's meh. They also have Bryce Brown, who is alright. I really like their OL, which is a reason Orton's been able to sling it fairly well. Cordy Glenn is a ridiculous monster athlete of a LT, but he's still learning and is very young. Seantrel Henderson is another extremely large, very athletic tackle at RT, just a great pair of gigantic athletes there. Erik Wood is a decent, capable center, nothing special, but I don't know much about how Cyril Richardson and Erik Pears are playing at guard. Maybe we've got some New Englanders here who can enlighten us. So that's a capable offense. But the defense is why they are 5-3. This defensive line is impossible. Mario Williams is not the game changer he once was, but he gets his off the edge. The middle of the DL is probably the best the NFL has to offer: Marcel Dareus and Kyle Williams are ing impossible. They disrupt anything and everything, and are ferocious against the pass (Dareus has SEVEN SACKS) and the run. Shit... is about to get real. Off the other edge they have Jerry Hughes, a former 1st round bust who is off pace to notch 11 sack this year. This DL is the worst. I don't know anything about Nigel Bradham at OLB, who apparently leads their team in tackles. Keith Rivers is injured again, so they play rookie Preston Brown at the other OLB spot -- Brown is not terribly athletic, but is a sound tackler. They have Brandon Spikes at ILB, the epitome of slow and heady. Expect a heavy dosage of Stephon Gilmore on Bowe. Gilmore is a physical, smart corner who is a true #1 CB. Leonis McKelvin is a former 1st round bust -- great athlete, but very average at the #2 CB position -- which is probably enough against our poverty receiving corps. Aaron Williams has been reborn as a very good safety in Buffalo after playing poorly as a CB early in his career. I don't know a damn thing about Da'Norris Searcy but his stats indicate a jack of all trades, and a master of none. This is one of those games you get up for, people. It's going to be a very intense week getting up for this game, and having to put up with Claynus' Orton-whoring this week won't make it much better. Let's win this **ing game.
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