****The Official NEW (new)^5 Conference Realignment & Shit Talk Thread*****

[Pitt Gorilla]

Let's go!

[kepp]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Every game matters....so much you can get your ku tics with an OJ at hyvee!

Especially our spring game 'cause it could be our only win /ku

[Prison Bitch]

Check out the facial expressions of the 2 dudes, far right bottom. And their hand gestures

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

At Mizzou, anal sex gets a Standing O:

What in God's name is going on here?

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

One true champion had two champions and after all the games were played, none of them mattered enough to get them into the playoff. Nice job Big 12.

Big 12 new slogan is “Every Game Matters.” RIP “One True Champion."

— Jake Trotter (@Jake_Trotter) July 20, 2015

So they are doubling down on the moronic system that left them out of the playoffs last year? That's nice.

[Perineum Ripper]

Originally Posted by Bambi

What in God's name is going on here?

He either

A) Bought everyone Shakespeare's Pizza

B) It's some kind of gay support thing after come out

C) He told everyone he wouldn't release a gay porno of his goofy looking face

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by Bambi

What in God's name is going on here?

The 2 dudes look like they're in the crescendo of some religious revival

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Surely none of the hayseed hicks at ku take it up the rear. Wearing that cartoon chicken is like a gay pride patch.

[TribalElder]

Anyone post the bill Snyder quote about wanting 12 teams in two divisions and a playoff?

[mnchiefsguy]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

Anyone post the bill Snyder quote about wanting 12 teams in two divisions and a playoff?

Not that I have seen...but here it is from the Des Moines Register (first google link I found):

QUESTION: A lot of talk about expansion the last few weeks has risen up again. You have long advocated for a championship game, no matter what the conference format is. How do you stand on expansion? Do you feel like the league needs to get back to 12, or is 10 okay as long as you have a championship game?

SNYDER: Let me try to answer it this way. I've long been an advocate of a certain way, and only because of its value to Kansas State. I mean, everybody has different opinions about it, and I understand that. We all have to think about collectively the conference and certainly our own programs and our own universities.

I have always favored the way it was at one time. I favor a 12‑team conference, I favor two divisions, and I favor a championship game. You might remember that, when we had that format, we were one of only two teams that played a game in December, and that was one of only two conferences. That was the Big 12 Conference and the SEC. Now we're the only conference that does not do that and have that particular format.

I know it's hard to come by with being a ten‑team conference. And as I said, I understand everybody doesn't want to do it that way. They all have very adequate reasons why they would not want to do it that way because of what it means to their particular program. That's just my opinion.

Here is the link to the full article:

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/sto...days/30424521/

[Eleazar]

Hilarious to listen to Bowlsby spin it, that they don't think last year meant anything, and that he thinks they were 'very close' to having two teams in the playoff.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Surely none of the hayseed hicks at ku take it up the rear. Wearing that cartoon chicken is like a gay pride patch.

[kchero]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Your obsession is weird.

[Prison Bitch]

That chunker in the yellow tee looks like she's carrying twins.

[Eleazar]

Like things would have been any different in Lawrence.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Fewer teeth and more mullets if that was the case but you are right coch