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Old 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM  
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weirdest sex stuff

So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:09 AM   #226
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:09 PM   #227
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so i just f'd this pretty decent girl

she was so drunk that she let me suck on her toes and lick her feet

she loved every minute of it too

damn it was hot
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:22 PM   #228
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so i just f'd this pretty decent girl

she was so drunk that she let me suck on her toes and lick her feet

she loved every minute of it too

damn it was hot
I think Price Chopper is running a sale on Altoids now... just thought you might want to know.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:25 PM   #229
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so i just f'd this pretty decent girl

she was so drunk that she let me suck on her toes and lick her feet

she loved every minute of it too

damn it was hot
my wife loves that shit. i won't do it unless she's fresh out of the shower, but damn... gets that girl hot.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:30 PM   #230
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Feet are nasty.

That is all.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:32 PM   #231
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Feet are nasty.

That is all.

Especially when you say you would lick the dirt off of someones feet.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:34 PM   #232
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Especially when you say you would lick the dirt off of someones feet.
like i said, i won't do it unless she's right out of the shower.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:39 PM   #233
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:52 PM   #234
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Feet are nasty.

That is all.
That's not what you said....
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:53 PM   #235
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so i just f'd this pretty decent girl

she was so drunk that she let me suck on her toes and lick her feet

she loved every minute of it too

damn it was hot
Do you always get on CP right after you **** someone? No wonder we don't see you very often.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:55 PM   #236
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:04 PM   #237
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:05 PM   #238
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:06 PM   #239
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Foot fanatic is someone who posts on here frequently. I'd bet on that.
No doubt.
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:09 PM   #240
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