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RustShack · 05-12-2011, 12:15 AM

Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes
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Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011.

Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio.

Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com.

We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.”

The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out.

Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.”

Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar.

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011.

Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994.

“In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.”

Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes

4th and Long · 05-20-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by badmajama

anyone going to spend their last day on earth ****ed up!?!! Imma get me some black tar heroin, snort all the cocaine on a line of strippers asses, pop some uppers, slam a bottle of jameson and pop a couple oxy's.

If you go that route, you'll be dead in a few hours. You may want to spread that out a bit.

burt · 05-20-2011, 08:26 AM

What time is the rapture? And which time zone? I just wanna be ready......

**Bob Dole** · 05-20-2011, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

We are all very very lucky to live in this time. Even after tomorrow.

ESPECIALLY after tomorrow. Think of all the cool shit left to loot after all those people get raptured (or whatever it's called...)

MOhillbilly · 05-20-2011, 08:28 AM

Doesnt the war start after the rapture?

**gblowfish** · 05-20-2011, 08:29 AM

The Rapture?
There's an app for that!

http://tinyurl.com/6z9xmb4

SPIRITUAL INTERNET, May 19, 2011 /PRNewswire-iReach/ -- Holy Manifestation House of Worship - Download the Rapture Detector, a mobile application for your smart phone that will give you thirty minutes NOTICE before the Rapture occurs --- WHENEVER it happens. Triple your money back... GUARANTEED. "We are very excited to bring the world a tool that virtually guarantees freedom from fear of the Rapture." says the Reverend Billy Joe Estes, Spiritual Leader of the Holy Manifestation House of Worship.

(Photo: http://photos.prnewswire.com/prnh/20110519/CG05616)

The Holy Manifestation House of Worship's Mobile Application Rapture Detector can bring you a life filled with SIN, LUST and FORNICATION without worry. With the Rapture Detector application for your smart phone, thirty minutes prior to the Rapture a blue LED light will go off on your device, giving you time to visit your local preacher or drop to your knees and request salvation. For only 99 cents you can ensure eternal salvation. Hallelujah on that!

The mobile Rapture Detector is available for iPhone, iPad, Windows 7 Phone and Android. Available on iTunes and Windows app sites.

About Holy Manifestation House of Worship

HMHW was born on the Spiritual Waves of the Internet. Our mission is to bring awareness of the Rapture to the World by providing our Rapture Detector. HMHW accepts no tithing except that which is given for the purchase of the Rapture Detector.

God Bless.

Media Contact: Billy Joe Estes Holy Manifestation House of Worship, 507-6401-5486, media@rapturedetector.com
SOURCE Holy Manifestation House of Worship

KCrockaholic · 05-20-2011, 08:30 AM

I am so glad I'm agnostic and don't have these issues.

Johnny Vegas · 05-20-2011, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

If you go that route, you'll be dead in a few hours. You may want to spread that out a bit.

a drug an hour!11!!!!1!!

4th and Long · 05-20-2011, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burt

What time is the rapture? And which time zone? I just wanna be ready......

Here you go.

Quote:

"Judgment day will begin very shortly before midnight Jerusalem standard time. I think it's going to be instantaneous. Everything will be destroyed and God is going to create a new heaven and a new earth," says Fitzpatrick, who spent his $140,000 life savings to have 3,000 posters put up in New York City's subway and bus system, warning of this impending End of Days.

**gblowfish** · 05-20-2011, 08:59 AM

Everybody sing!

**Bearcat** · 05-20-2011, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burt

What time is the rapture? And which time zone? I just wanna be ready......

6pm eastern, I believe.

**RockChalk** · 05-20-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Here you go.

So we're 8 hours behind Jerusalem (if in CTZ). We should expect rapture to begin shortly before 4pm on Saturday then?

beach tribe · 05-20-2011, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmajama

anyone going to spend their last day on earth ****ed up!?!! Imma get me some black tar heroin, snort all the cocaine on a line of strippers asses, pop some uppers, slam a bottle of jameson and pop a couple oxy's.

If you got some black tar on hand, the Oxy's are pointless.

**RockChalk** · 05-20-2011, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

6pm eastern, I believe.

I have it as 6:09pm in Jerusalem right now. So a time difference of 8 hours. That puts it at 5pm eastern on Saturday.

Not to nitpick, I'd just really like to narrow down when I can expect to die.

BigCatDaddy · 05-20-2011, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

I am so glad I'm agnostic and don't have these issues.

I'm a Christian and I don't see what issues I have.

4th and Long · 05-20-2011, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk

So we're 8 hours behind Jerusalem (if in CTZ). We should expect rapture to begin shortly before 4pm on Saturday then?

Unless your time zones are off (I have no idea and I don't care to look it up) or math has somehow failed me, your estimation is correct.

05-12-2011, 12:15 AM
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