Life Drinking Beer and Smoking Ribs... - Page 17

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 02:19 PM

I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels.
My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans.
Life is good today, that is all.
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**Reaper16** · 07-20-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki

Ok, we get it... you are smart. Great for you. You know lots about beer... Hurray! You completely reek of awesomeness, we are so impressed.

****ing right, you are.

**Reaper16** · 07-20-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Well, I won't pry but if you graduated with a 4.0 without classes like advanced calculus courses (the kind of stuff you can't memorize) it's kind of like bragging that you couldn't keep the ladies away at a strip club.

Just my opinion of course.

English & Philosophy; almost entirely "stuff I can't memorize," whatever that has to do with anything.

Katipan · 07-20-2009, 02:09 PM

Well, at least now we know why he wouldn't be able to keep the girls away at the strip club.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-20-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

I can do wicked things w/ a ping-pong ball, eh, but I don't go on a forum and brag about it.

Unlike everyone else, I actually caught and understand your reference.

Naughty girl.

**Reaper16** · 07-20-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Well, at least now we know why he wouldn't be able to keep the girls away at the strip club.

Otter · 07-20-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

English & Philosophy; almost entirely "stuff I can't memorize," whatever that has to do with anything.

Well I stand corrected.

ziggysocki · 07-20-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

English & Philosophy; almost entirely "stuff I can't memorize," whatever that has to do with anything.

I am sure you will have a fine career in... philosophy.

I hear that is a great profession when the economy is tough. You could spend lots of time thinking about and analyzing your superiority complex.

**Gonzo** · 07-20-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki

Ok, we get it... you are smart. Great for you. You know lots about beer... Hurray! You completely reek of awesomeness, we are so impressed. Next post you are gonna throw out your IQ right? (I know you have been tested cause you just wanted to see exactly how smart you are) Jesus get a life. If you want to show off your amazing intellect, a regional football message board is really not a very impressive place in which to do it. It is kind of like Brock Lesnar picking fights with dudes after they finish their weekly ballet class to show people how tough he is (no offense CP'ers, I am including myself here).

But to get back on the topic of the OP, I hope you enjoyed your ribs and your skunk piss beer Gonzo, the only improvement that could have made for a better Sunday would be the Chiefs beating the Donks (which is obviously out of your control).

Heh...

Funny thing is, I probably provoked some of this whilst drinking copious amounts of my favorite beer yesterday. I was actually just sitting in my backyard reflecting on how good life was at that moment and I allowed the hijacking more for entertainment purposes.

However, yesterday was a good day. Almost perfect, Mr. Ziggysocki.
The only thing that would have made it better was your above statement regarding a Chiefs win.

Hootie · 07-20-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Eh. My undergraduate experience involved graduating with a 4.0 cumulative GPA; getting wasted wasn't part of the plan.

Man...

You are a total douche.

No one gives a shit about your 4.0 GPA or your beer expertise.

I guarantee you I'm better than you at Halo, can throw a baseball way further than you, and can probably type faster than you...

NO BIG DEAL...

NBD

NB ****IN' D

Homo.

Hootie · 07-20-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Eh. My undergraduate experience involved graduating with a 4.0 cumulative GPA; getting wasted wasn't part of the plan.

I bet you had a ton of girlfriends, too!

Guaranteeing you've had at least one dick in your mouth...

**Reaper16** · 07-20-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Man...

You are a total douche.

No one gives a shit about your 4.0 GPA or your beer expertise.

I guarantee you I'm better than you at Halo, can throw a baseball way further than you, and can probably type faster than you...

NO BIG DEAL...

NBD

NB ****IN' D

Homo.

No arguments.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-20-2009, 03:17 PM

HALO is ghey. HALO is the Forrest Gump of video games.

**Reaper16** · 07-20-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki

I am sure you will have a fine career in... philosophy.

I hear that is a great profession when the economy is tough. You could spend lots of time thinking about and analyzing your superiority complex.

There isn't anytime to think when I'm eating gravel for dinner and lamenting my lack of a sensible degree.

**Reaper16** · 07-20-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Heh...

Funny thing is, I probably provoked some of this whilst drinking copious amounts of my favorite beer yesterday. I was actually just sitting in my backyard reflecting on how good life was at that moment and I allowed the hijacking more for entertainment purposes.

However, yesterday was a good day. Almost perfect, Mr. Ziggysocki.
The only thing that would have made it better was your above statement regarding a Chiefs win.

Exactly. That's all it [ever] is from my end, too.

**Reaper16** · 07-20-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Homo.

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Guaranteeing you've had at least one dick in your mouth...

Witticism defined.

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