Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 18

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

**RealSNR** · 01-07-2012, 10:57 PM

She's irrational about important stuff and anal about shit that doesn't matter.

I mean, that's everybody's wife, but still.

KS Smitty · 01-07-2012, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

What an asshole this guy is. I'm surprised his wife doesn't divorce his ass.

Seriously 10k posts and 5+ years? No wonder you're in the red.

evolve27 · 01-07-2012, 11:23 PM

She snores and when she bitches at me for not listening or doing shit I enjoy.

Hammock Parties · 01-07-2012, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Omega

After reading all of this I am convinced I will never have a meaningful relationship with a woman. Simply for the fact that I am incapable of putting up with all the bullshit. I would either off the bitch or she would dump me.

Perhaps I shall become a gay man.

nope, sorry you sad fat ****

L.A. Chieffan · 01-07-2012, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KS Smitty

Seriously 10k posts and 5+ years? No wonder you're in the red.

Wtf are you talking about

Dr. Johnny Fever · 01-07-2012, 11:51 PM

It all started making me insane roughly 2.8 seconds after I said "Hi, I'm Brian."

**luv** · 01-07-2012, 11:56 PM

Brando was not a mult. Met him at a gathering at Phobia's place a few years ago.

KS Smitty · 01-08-2012, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

Wtf are you talking about

I'm talking about the fact that Frazod has been married to Mrs. Zod since he's been on the Planet, ergo she must be as big an asshole as he is and is willing to suffer with his insanity as he does hers.

Setsuna · 01-08-2012, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by beer me

Emma Watson yes I know... but I couldn't decide if it was Emma or Emily so I went with Hermoine. Cutie hot girl.

Lol yeah she is. A guy can dream I suppose.

L.A. Chieffan · 01-08-2012, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by KS Smitty

I'm talking about the fact that Frazod has been married to Mrs. Zod since he's been on the Planet, ergo she must be as big an asshole as he is and is willing to suffer with his insanity as he does hers.

Haha you call her an asshole, I feel sorry for her

Simply Red · 01-08-2012, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KS Smitty

I'm talking about the fact that Frazod has been married to Mrs. Zod since he's been on the Planet, ergo she must be as big an asshole as he is and is willing to suffer with his insanity as he does hers.

There is an idea of a L.A. Chieffan

Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real poster.

Only an entity-- something illusory.

And though he can hide his cold gaze...

and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours...

and maybe you can even sense his life styles are probably comparable,

But he's. simply is not there.

**TimeForWasp** · 01-08-2012, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

I loved Jim Croce . Just think of the songs he would have come out with.

With that aside, Quit your whining . You have an old lady, I am 52 and have never been married.

Count your blessings.

Sorry, I got drunk tonignt, haven't drank in a year.

Simply Red · 01-08-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsNow

I loved Jim Croce . Just think of the songs he would have come out with.

With that aside, Quit your whining . You have an old lady, I am 52 and have never been married.

Count your blessings.

Sorry, I got drunk tonignt, haven't drank in a year.

are you bozo - did i meet you at the tailgate or no? Confess now!

KS Smitty · 01-08-2012, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

There is an idea of a L.A. Chieffan

Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real poster.

Only an entity-- something illusory.

And though he can hide his cold gaze...

and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours...

and maybe you can even sense his life styles are probably comparable,

But he's. simply is not there.

Well that certainly explains a lot. Thanks.

**TimeForWasp** · 01-08-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

are you bozo - did i meet you at the tailgate or no? Confess now!

I have not met you yet, but I'd like to. And yes I am a bozo.

12-22-2004, 11:58 PM
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-566615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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01-07-2012, 11:23 PM	#258
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01-07-2012, 11:51 PM	#261
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01-07-2012, 11:56 PM	#262
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1170000	Brando was not a mult. Met him at a gathering at Phobia's place a few years ago.
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