Elvis has never won a playoff game - Page 18

**Bob Dole** · 12-08-2000, 09:44 AM

Just in case anyone missed the other thread where this is posted 80 times.

Mark M · 12-14-2000, 04:11 PM

Fly--
Not a problem . . . took no offense. I didn't see a connection between her accident and Elvis until I realized that she, all of us here, and, in fact, 99.99672% of the human population is just like Elvis . . .

None has won a playoff game.

MM
~~Has no playoff wins and wants his $10 million bonus for not winning those playoff games in which he did not participate.

12-14-2000, 04:12 PM

mark,

as far as i know, those roads are all "safe" to drive..I just wouldn't suggest it in "blue thunder" or my truck...I had a spell where the pricks wrote me a ticket about every 4 days for "allegedly speeding"...I was fighting all of them(myself, trying to make plea-bargains) got one of 3 plead down to a winshield tint, and a loophole opened up...and I had the other 2 thrown out....the trooper told me in no uncertain terms that they would be "watching for me"

"Sir, your eyes are red, have you been drinking?"
"Officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating dognuts?"

TheFly · 12-14-2000, 04:18 PM

I am now turning my attention to Area 51 and its connection to the lack of Elvis playoff wins...
[img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/redface.gif[/img]

TheFly · 12-15-2000, 10:45 AM

Little Green Men tell me Elvis has not won a playoff game...

JOhn · 12-15-2000, 11:18 AM

Dang,
This really getting WIERD!!!!
My 1 year old son decided to wake up before we did, and play in his diaper :(

While cleaning the mess from the wall next to his crib, I noticed he had spelled "NO WINS ELVIS".

But the wierd part is below it he also spelled out "TE SB win". Which I assume means that he, my son Tristen Edwards, will win the SB for KC. Good god I hope we don't have to wait that long!!!!!!!

**Bob Dole** · 12-15-2000, 11:21 AM

You know, Iowanian, at least in Missouri if you can get a physician to write that you are sensitive to sunlight, you can get an exemption from the tint regulations.

Not that that has a d@mned thing to do with Elvis' lack of playoff wins.

**mlyonsd** · 12-15-2000, 11:23 AM

Can someone clear something up for me?

Has Elvis ever won a playoff game?

WisChief · 12-15-2000, 11:26 AM

lyon - nope, he hasn't :confused:

TheFly · 12-15-2000, 04:34 PM

Well, I just got back from a client call and was wondering if Elvis had won a playoff game yet?<BR>

Rick Stephens · 12-15-2000, 04:44 PM

Latest word from the North Pole;

Elvis still without a playoff win !

DaWolf · 12-15-2000, 05:27 PM

[img]http://www.kcstar.com/photogallery/photos/2000chiefs11/bills06.jpg[/img]

Flowers: "Dude, so I've heard you've like never won a playoff game and stuff?"

Grbac: "Aw crap, here we go again."

ChiefsOne · 12-15-2000, 09:57 PM

No Defense...No Playoffs. Doesn't make a $*#T what Elvis does.

The King Lives!

TheFly · 12-15-2000, 10:34 PM

All the Elves are related to Elvis, and he can't come back to the North Pole until he wins a playoff game...<BR>

Mark M · 12-16-2000, 09:49 AM

I was watching the Discovery Channel last night. They were excavating a tomb in Egypt and stumbled across some strange hieroglyphics. Can anyone guess what they spelled out?

MM
~~Wonders how long this thread will last . . . perhaps until Elvis wins a playoff game?

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-16-2000).]

TheFly · 12-16-2000, 11:20 AM

Well, we have to keep a stiff upper lip, as we have muffed this season and survived an ordeal of coaching. However, the real stool pigeon has yet to emerge. They are all toeing the mark, though there are skeletons in the closet. I say we rack and run 'em, put the screws to 'em, put 'em through the mill, and go off half-cocked...

If this all sounds like gibberish, it's because it's a left handed complement to Gun's conversational skills.

I am still thunderstruck that Elvis has been skunked on playoff games, hook, line and sinker...

;)

[This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-16-2000).]

12-14-2000, 04:11 PM	#256
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Fly-- Not a problem . . . took no offense. I didn't see a connection between her accident and Elvis until I realized that she, all of us here, and, in fact, 99.99672% of the human population is just like Elvis . . . None has won a playoff game. MM ~~Has no playoff wins and wants his $10 million bonus for not winning those playoff games in which he did not participate.
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12-14-2000, 04:12 PM	#257
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	mark, as far as i know, those roads are all "safe" to drive..I just wouldn't suggest it in "blue thunder" or my truck...I had a spell where the pricks wrote me a ticket about every 4 days for "allegedly speeding"...I was fighting all of them(myself, trying to make plea-bargains) got one of 3 plead down to a winshield tint, and a loophole opened up...and I had the other 2 thrown out....the trooper told me in no uncertain terms that they would be "watching for me" "Sir, your eyes are red, have you been drinking?" "Officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating dognuts?"
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12-14-2000, 04:18 PM	#258
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	I am now turning my attention to Area 51 and its connection to the lack of Elvis playoff wins... [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/redface.gif[/img]
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12-15-2000, 10:45 AM	#259
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Little Green Men tell me Elvis has not won a playoff game...
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12-15-2000, 11:18 AM	#260
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	Dang, This really getting WIERD!!!! My 1 year old son decided to wake up before we did, and play in his diaper :( While cleaning the mess from the wall next to his crib, I noticed he had spelled "NO WINS ELVIS". But the wierd part is below it he also spelled out "TE SB win". Which I assume means that he, my son Tristen Edwards, will win the SB for KC. Good god I hope we don't have to wait that long!!!!!!!
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12-08-2000, 09:44 AM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1204563	Just in case anyone missed the other thread where this is posted 80 times.
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12-15-2000, 11:21 AM	#261
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1204563	You know, Iowanian, at least in Missouri if you can get a physician to write that you are sensitive to sunlight, you can get an exemption from the tint regulations. Not that that has a d@mned thing to do with Elvis' lack of playoff wins.
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12-15-2000, 11:23 AM	#262
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $-2096238	Can someone clear something up for me? Has Elvis ever won a playoff game?
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12-15-2000, 11:26 AM	#263
WisChief GO 'NOLES! Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10005400	lyon - nope, he hasn't :confused:
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12-15-2000, 04:34 PM	#264
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Well, I just got back from a client call and was wondering if Elvis had won a playoff game yet?<BR>
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12-15-2000, 04:44 PM	#265
Rick Stephens #1 Chiefs Collector Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Garden Grove, California Casino cash: $10004900	Latest word from the North Pole; Elvis still without a playoff win !
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12-15-2000, 05:27 PM	#266
DaWolf Cry havoc... Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10007725	[img]http://www.kcstar.com/photogallery/photos/2000chiefs11/bills06.jpg[/img] Flowers: "Dude, so I've heard you've like never won a playoff game and stuff?" Grbac: "Aw crap, here we go again."
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12-15-2000, 09:57 PM	#267
ChiefsOne Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $5128192	No Defense...No Playoffs. Doesn't make a $*#T what Elvis does. The King Lives!
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12-15-2000, 10:34 PM	#268
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	All the Elves are related to Elvis, and he can't come back to the North Pole until he wins a playoff game...<BR>
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12-16-2000, 09:49 AM	#269
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	I was watching the Discovery Channel last night. They were excavating a tomb in Egypt and stumbled across some strange hieroglyphics. Can anyone guess what they spelled out? MM ~~Wonders how long this thread will last . . . perhaps until Elvis wins a playoff game? [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-16-2000).]
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12-16-2000, 11:20 AM	#270
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Well, we have to keep a stiff upper lip, as we have muffed this season and survived an ordeal of coaching. However, the real stool pigeon has yet to emerge. They are all toeing the mark, though there are skeletons in the closet. I say we rack and run 'em, put the screws to 'em, put 'em through the mill, and go off half-cocked... If this all sounds like gibberish, it's because it's a left handed complement to Gun's conversational skills. I am still thunderstruck that Elvis has been skunked on playoff games, hook, line and sinker... ;) [This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-16-2000).]
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